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We could hand out Darwin Awards like candy if rocket/jet cars were allowed on the road.

Does anyone that actually owns a Tesla actually drive it like a human? Even with the auto-pilot -whatever activated, your eyes should still be on the road 101% of the time to intervene in any emergency.

Thought there had to be an RFK, Jr. reference somewhere here. Good to see I won’t leave disappointed.

The car did alert after hitting the deer, it just alerted RFK, Jr. to come pick up the carcass and dispose of it in Central Park. That’s the new protocol. 

100%.

Plus, I’m curious to how they think the Escalade has almost no future, when things like the Hummer EV1 exist.  That thing is just begging to be styled/packaged as an Escalade.

A slideshow is not “one simple list”

Dont forget the upcoming Chevy Blazer. 

Aren’t there other battery sourcing requirements that are yet to be defined that will limit this list more?

As I understand, its not clear which if any will satisfy those right now.

So we’ll have the Lyriq, the Celestiq, followed by the Magnifiq, le Mystiq. Maybe they’re going for that Rustiq look, but everyone’s a Critiq...I’m sorry.

My go-to word is ADIEU just to get most of the vowels in or out.

If the Polestar 2 wasn’t such an incompetent EV, I’d be all over it. From the dismal inefficiency, to the cramped and weird interior with no space for legs and head, to the weird Fisher Price grade key and core functions on tablet only...this is not the EV to buy, coming from a saddened old Volvo guy.

It’s exhausting - I forgot what it was like to have an opinion on something in the internet (somehow I’ve managed to avoid that for most of COVID). Last night I met up with a friend (who has more money than most of us can dream of, thanks to crypto - FWIW, I myself am still broke and dreaming) and he had a good

I’m down to dunk on NFT’s and all, but the jokes have to get better.

Exactly. This isnt an electrical car issue, its a modern car issue.

“You won’t believe what the ‘Nevermind’ baby’s penis looks like today!”

PatBateman’s Snake Automotive Removal Service. We just do this to the car:

the snake will likely be used as an “education and outreach animal,” probably going to schools and wrapping itself around at-risk kids as a way of keeping them off drugs, or something.’

Another cab driving story in this one... This was back when cabs had radio dispatch and everyone could hear every conversation at the same time.