What’s a meta-metaphor for?

two more and it’s a metafour

“hang-up" your phone.

I’m so sorry to have burdened you.

Really? The fact that Rey was “no one,” child of two drunk junkers, but ended up saving the day and standing up to the chosen son of the great Skywalker lineage, didn’t really sell that? Or the trajectory-altering heroism displayed by rank-and-filers like Rose and her sister? Or the image at the end of the film in…

How can you lose what you never had?

Pandemic! At The Disco

I’d like to think Bart doesn’t know the full consequences and it was a cute sight gag 

I don’t see how this is hypocritical, Apple is still not collecting and using data like Google, Facebook, or others. If they made any other search engine the default for an iphone the first question would be, how do I make Google my default search engine.

The idea that Boba Fett has to be told not to kill his bounties doesn’t mean he’s a badass. It means he’s really bad at being a bounty hunter.

“Luke.. I AM YOUR FATHER!” “That’s not true! IT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!”

Nope, good call. Didn’t even realize that there was an accent in Pokémon. My total knowledge is basically “gotta catch ‘em all” and the Detective Pikachu trailer, so I appreciate the correction. 

Two words: Even Stevphen.

Scott Pilgrim is easily one of my top three all-time favorite movies, but it definitely fails hard in a few places and I think it was mostly to keep the blistering pace of the film intact. Ramona and Scott needed at least one more scene cementing their relationship and showing why these two messed up people fell for…

“These so-called heroes are nothing but vigilantes claiming they’re above the law! Who will WATCH these MEN?” *looks at camera*

Eh, I recognized maybe two or three video game references in the movie (the Seinfeld sequence is more my speed, pop-culturally, and is a pretty hilarious shorthand for Scott and Wallace’s maturity level) and still had a good time. 

I rewatched Scott Pilgrim recently for the first time since it came out — I thought it was OK with major issues then, with Cera chief among the problems. He’s still the weakest part of the movie (and I think a large part of that is cramming his 2000-page journey of growth into a 100-minute movie) but his callowness…

Mitchell!

He had a point but I think he lashed out way too hard ...but I guess when you’re a Hammer ,after a while everyone starts to look like a nail..