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The best part is that Bobcat clearly knows his place in the stand-up pantheon.  He could have said Hendrix really liked Don Rickles or Rodney Dangerfield, but that would have meant that Bobcat thought he he was on their level.  Buddy Hackett is a great example of a second tier comedian with a long career.

It’s like finding out that Jimi Hendrix really liked Buddy Hackett.

“And was Mindy St. Clare indeed able to achieve sexual arousal?”

Mindy seemed confident she could work with that. And each individual chime is shaped—know what? Me have already put too much thought into mechanics of this and me am walking away.

Yeah, sometimes I think saying “I don’t even own a TV” in an AV Club hiring interview automatically gets you the job. There was a Laura Browning article about how Joss Whedon is a jerk face, and she points out how the original Slayer’s power were forced on her by three white men as if AV Club hasn’t been celebrating

And spectacular

Trump fired the intern for not pulling a Montana Rep Gianforte and grabbing Acosta by the neck and body slamming him. Which is a thing Gianforte did to a journalist, lied about, was convicted for, apologized for, and then was praised by Trump SPECIFICALLY FOR THE ASSAULT in front of a rally crowd that laughed and

Yesterday, Dems took back the House. Today, we’ve got a Breaking Bad movie. It’s been a good week for science, bitches.

I loved Baron Cohen when I was younger but now that I’m older I do feel he is mostly taking advantage of a lot of people’s desire to be courteous and polite and it leaves a bit of a bad aftertaste.  

The question I always have about these bits is how many hundreds of people they had to interview until they found a handful who would play along.

I don’t *want* the Grinch’s backstory. I want:

Blumhouse presents: The Pants With No One Inside Them

Please highlight and quote where I said any of that in this post or even implied it. I’ll wait.

Pipe down. Remini’s show has been relevant television for quite a while. This isn’t a Cardi B versus Nicki Manaj Twitter spat.

You just want something to argue about. Shut up. 

Grown enough to throw racial slurs and a basketball, grown enough to catch the target’s hands. Hopefully, he will get enough money he can retire.

My Adam Driver Translator - ‘Ok, I’m kind of intense and not always the guy making everybody laugh. I support the idea of fun. I’m introverted. I’m not a dick about it. I like people. I like my job. I do my job. You know who I’m not? Jared Leto.’

Nothing I said posited myself as anything superior,  that’s your own insecurities talking to you.

I’d respectfully argue that a “revival” is a continuation of the original series with at least some of the original characters - which sounds like what this new Frasier would be - and a “reboot” shares the name but contains a completely new cast and starts its own continuity within this rebooted universe.

What’s really bizarre is when people use “reboot” to refer to anthology shows like The Twilight Zone, which is impossible because they have no ongoing storyline to reboot.