Are you in an oft derided early aughts Rock band? If not, I don’t think you have a chance with her.

This apple is stale and bruised and kinda squishy and wrinkled.

“journalists are losing to Trump because they’ve taken his attacks “personally.””

Well, she managed to lose only after winning three million more votes, a concerted smear campaign by foreign actors and running in the first presidential election after the gutting of the Voting Rights Act, but whatever . . .

That doesn’t make any sense. Stewart’s “chance” was being surprised by a college student at a speaking event who said he read on the Internet that Louis CK had mastrubated in front of women. There were zero credible sources on that at the time and no named accusers. I don’t know what anyone could possibly have…

Honestly, CNN would be thousand times better if it were just Stewart and Chappelle sharing their thoughts on events of day instead of Wolf Blitzer Reads Twitter To Old People, and Let’s Give A PhD and an Illiterate Neo-Nazi Equal Time and Call It A Debate.

It automatically switches to a ‘nice’ button when you reach 69 or 420 likes.

He compared someone that was like a fixture, a permanent part of the comedic world, to a physically permanent structure by highlighting how jarring that would be with physical objects. It’s a joke, and it ends with him saying “well, I guess I’ll have to get used to that.”

C’mon people. It’s not that complicated.

What did he say that was so bad? He actually seemed pretty reasonable here. Or did you not even read the article like most others that comment around here?

“If you say a wrong thing, or do a wrong thing? It’s amazing, that this [social media and the internet] has become a portal for so much pain. But I do think, in the larger perspective, if you zoom out, this is all very positive. I think, mostly, about the victims of these things, they’ve got so much more of a platform…

What did he say that was so egregious? Did he defend Louis CK or Roseanne? No. Is saying that as society still haven’t found our equilibrium when it comes to the power of social media a horrible or offensive statement? No.

Your post makes me less likely to take you seriously as a human being, because you’d have to be a complete fucking moron to type any of that shit.

There is no way for the phone to differentiate between a hacker and a law enforcement personnel.

Warrants lawfully compel individuals to provide access to named items or areas to law enforcement. There are already repercussions for defying a warrant, and they’re quite serious in some cases.

Then you should turn it off (if you own an iPhone).

That’s quite respectable.  And now I can feel even better about hating Maroon 5.

It’s like how conservative parents were super confused about gays and marriage equality. “Two men kissing? How will I ever explain that to my children?” The same way you ought to be doing with everything else. Discussions with your children are a vital part of good parenting.

She’ll be happy to know that everything that happens between Anna and Elsa in my slashfic involves enthusiastic consent. But it’s still not especially kid-friendly.

None of her answers directly said or alluded to her life being difficult. Try again

She has a good life, but maybe she... also cares about other people’s lives? Just going out on a limb here.