FRAAAAAAAAAAAJEEEEEEEEEER!

One word: coffee. One problem: where do you get it?

Did you see Rogue One? It kinda was an inside job. At least the blatant flaw in its design was...

Bin Laden didn’t mastermind anything. He had the money and was willing to write checks for his friends’ crazy-ass plans. What I’m trying to say is that it was other, smarter, shorter members of the Taliban who were inspired by Star Wars to make a 9/11. Open your sheep, eyeple.

Ooh well look at Mr. Fancy Pants here with his garaaaggge!

Then the guy goes on Jeopardy.

Jimmy Kimmel’s worst offense here is that he double spaces after a period.

If I may suggest something, dismiss I’m Not Gay, but $5 is $5, MAGA chuds hate nothing more than being ignored.

‘It’s Not a Fucking Accident’

If only it turns out there was a dumpster involved in the fire, the metaphor will be perfect!

Hope all is fine for the folks affected, but FUCK, the analogy to Trump’s presidency is not lost on me.

“Wakko packs away the snacks, Trump hates Mexicans and blacks...”

I have no problem with child actors in general or Ames McNamara in particular. The issues I have with the performance stem more from the writing than the acting. The problem with a character like Mark in a show like this is that he mostly becomes just a prop for the adult actors to react to. Presumably a nine year old…

Yes, but would they have the balls to actually change their slogan to “Fuck you, I’m eating” if Mike Judge ever makes an Idiocracy sequel?

BONG

Norm Macdonald being back in the writer’s room with Helford with the addition of Cummings, Wanda Sykes, and Morgan Murphy is what got me interested. And that second episode was written by The Big C creator and Good Girls Revolt showrunner Darlene Hunt.

Oh, boy. Okay....

Weird of the review not to address Mark’s gender nonconformity, given that it was the main plot point of the second episode. For what it’s worth, I thought it was pretty well done, though I think the character is written to be too mature and confident for a nine year old.

I considered dating Christina Applegate back in the 90s.

When you someone eat it.