Judging by season 4, there shouldn’t be more Arrested Develoment anyway.

Well Jim Beam should be scared. The GOP has annihilated corporations across America with their boycotts. Take a look at the list of recent victims of their targets, mere husks of their former selves.

“I also do not consider a reference to Richard Linklater ‘s film Slacker to be an informed comment on either the murder of President Kennedy, the cover up that ensued, or my 1991 film JFK.”

I wish that was the whole letter.

Flames. Flames on the side of my face!

I believe the correct AV Club version of this joke is “Spike Lee angrily tweets John Grisham’s home address.”

I would also like to announce I am distancing myself from Ratner. I’m already pretty distanced, living several thousand miles away, but after lunch I can assure you, I will be sliding my desk and chair several feet westward.

They wish they were half that clever.

Kevin Spacey is currently preparing his statement about how he’s really sorry if these events that he can’t remember actually happened, and also he is a new type of sexuality that hasn’t been discovered previously.

All of a sudden Brett Ratner “Big Butt Book” meme has lost all sense of humor. Possibly we all should have recognized the blurred lines that are rapscallion/lothario to sexual harasser

Hold on. So many ways to go with that. Are you asking if I enjoy it when my boyfriend fucks my ass, your boyfriend fucks your ass, or your boyfriend fucks my ass? My boyfriend fucking your ass is a bit of an outlier, but who knows? My answers vary widely depending on what you mean.

I remember a time when the writers of the AVClub would have written this essay themselves instead of just summarizing somebody else’s video - maybe put their own cheeky AVClub spin on it, and show some real insight into the nature of filmic storytelling. But then I’m ancient enough to remember TVClub Classic: clearly…

Damn, this story’s right in your wheelhouse, ain’t it, Quikie?

I know it had been in decline for quite some time up to that point, but Maude’s death has always been what demarcates “good” and “bad”-era Simpsons for me. For a show that always had such affection for even its silliest characters, death-by-t-shirt cannon was in shockingly bad taste.

I used to watch Benson all the time back when it was on, and saw Soap when it hit Nick at Night some time later. Guillaume clearly just owned the role. 89 is a hell of a good run, though.

What kind of God lets Bill O’Reilly happen to good people?

Yes, she was. They were at an event and she stood up at the top of the bleachers and a flying shirt knocked her over the back.

The Dark Knight Rises drags A LOT.

One good movie is not a streak.

He probably feels all sad and lonely.