The absurdity of mood jeans, the fact that they don’t detect emotions like anger but instead detect revulsion at jokers, and the fact that it’s all a transparent ploy to cover up that he pissed himself.

He has that “post modernism and the internet has robbed us of meaning” vibe of a dank meme master, minus all the regressive shit.

Alternative headline: Stinker Trailer Snowman Why?

Considering that you called the delightful “Popcorn” a stupid song, I’ve got a feeling that this film is a cinematic masterpiece.

Can I agree that the apology was lame while still thinking the “#Rashomon” tag was well-used? Regardless of it being used in reference to an Asian, it distills his point into a single word: Two people may remember the same event very differently, without deceitful intent on either side. It’s certainly less charged…

I say it’s time a Fairuza Balk Renaissance... a Fairuzassance, if you will.

She turned all my spiders into penises. Now my cleaning lady has resigned!

Hoping that the theme song is the B-52's Rock Lobster, but with Fred Schneider yelling BLACK PAN-THER in the updated mix.

I don’t know if Woody Allen had inappropriate sexual contact with that particular daughter. I do know he’s done some really shady stuff, at the very least, and I don’t watch his new movies anymore. Being a hypocrite, I’d still watch Sleepers or Bananas or Crimes and Misdemeanors, which I can’t rationally justify…

If sarah silverman makes this joke...

The audacity of him having fun on a show beset so often by stodgy toolboxes.

Jesus wept.

You are the Britta of commenters.

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15 Costumes for People Who Frequently Say, “Well, ACTUALLY…”

And it sucks!

They need to make it stop looking and tasting like popcorn!

The more kids out there selling Thin Mints the better, honestly.

I’ll allow the facial evidence into my courtroom, but the AV Club is still promoting Kenneth Bone, so this case continues. Please call your next witness.