I have the super power of seeing into people’s souls and knowing if they’re the mean girl type. Conspiracy theory time: the whole “so relatable and awkward in a cute/funny way” thing just seems exaggerated, as if she’s probably that way but not to the extent that is shown. Like maybe her pr people told her to go in…

Hopefully someone will see this and know what I’m talking about.

I loved this show and somehow made it through season 2, but I had to stop when they introduced a bad side of town. For three seasons I was led to believe that this was a tiny Texas town with a couple of black people who all lived in Smash’s neighborhood. All of the sudden it’s a bigger town and we’re dealing with a…

For fuck’s sake Alaskans, get it together! You’re embarrassing me and the five other level headed, normal people in our state.

I have the feeling she knew it was a mean thing to say. She seems like a mean girl in a girl next door/tomboy-with-sex-appeal clothing.

As an asexual who doesn’t really pay attention (unless it’s my friend who is in the adult industry), I am not one to really understand the how/why of fetishes. I have to disagree though, I think people using those fetishes are either turned on by those things, or they providing an outlet for creeps who want to act on…

I don’t know if I’d want to play devil’s advocate on this one. 13 is way too young to be sexualized. I doubt it was just a silly costume as much as it was eye candy for creeps. I don’t think 13 year olds have bodies that a normal person would find attractive. I may be wrong on that last part, I had a D cup by 14, but…

Don’t hate the virginity, hate the game. In July I’ll be a 24 year old virgin. If I was skinnier and prettier I’d facebook him and we could be virgins together without your judgment.

I didn’t think this was a thing, but it screwed me up when I was flying to see someone in California and they had to drive 2 hours to the airport. I gave them the time on my boarding pass and then the pilot said we would land an hour earlier.

That’s about the only thing that would make sense in this puzzle. They’re naked and have no sunscreen, you’d think they’d be a bit tanner or sunburned. And his hair just somehow is “acceptable” length and no chest hair despite the fact that there are no grooming tools. Unless Jesus (who for some reason is fully…

Dammit Margaret Cho! Name the production!

What grown man brags about sperm being all over a couch? I’d be pissed.

Please somebody (anybody?) explain that last line. Are his children actually there while he’s sticking his scary, large, possibly smelly dick in someone’s mouth? What is going on?

I don’t know anybody in the world who would flush a pad. A fucking pad. But I was flushing tampons for the couple months that I used them because the stupid box said that every part of the tampon was flushable (wrapper, applicator, horrible device that expands or something to soak up blood in your vagina). That…

I don’t like the idea because who knows if these people are really being as careful with the history they’re leaving behind as they say they are. But goddamn 100 coins worth up to $600 each. I’d piss on somebody for that money.

This isn’t like someone who is schizophrenic and is pretty much capable of sex and is fully aware of what they’re missing out on. This isn’t a huge injustice to the guy, he will never fully understand contraception or STDs. It’s just sex by the way, his life isn’t going to be completely ruined by not having it for the…

BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!

Nope, but I’m glad this wasn’t a weird cult thing and other churches do this. Our church had a weird thing with the ceremony, you couldn’t write your own vows, a man had to give you away, no dancing whatsoever, and of course no alcohol. I was 14 or 15 when I found out that people dance at weddings. Someone always buys…

I was raised in a very sexually weird church. There was a woman pastor for the college group (I think she was the first), and they fired her because she had a matriarchal spirit. Girls were obviously supposed to abstain from sex but during the bridal shower they were given sexy lingerie and sex tips, which is fine on…

Yeah, isn’t this a sin? If you focus 100% on the physical pleasure and only on the body that is getting you to ejaculate, that’s lust. God doesn’t like lust.