Noooo!!! So disappointed.

Exactly. I don’t patently disagree with Cardi B, but in the mouth of anyone else this statement would have been ripped apart.

“Jackie Jormp-Jomp” is one of the few things that will randomly pop into my head and actually make me laugh out loud in public.

This is the most wonderful thing.

Same! Went through a terrible breakup in 2015 and the ONLY thing that gave me some relief (outside of listening to Roses by Outkast on repeat) was watching 30 Rock all the way through.

Uh...Cyclops only have one eye.

The Greys: The Untouchables of Kinja.

She looks like Kirsten Dunst.

“Please respond. We urgently need everyone to know that hate has a home here!”

God how I love spiritual white people desert moments. (See all of Brad Pitt’s GQ article)

Yep. Just got dumped by a man who pursued me tirelessly for 3 months, seemed genuine, giving, affectionate until I got comfortable and he dropped me out of the blue. What be love? This is real thing? help.

I think the secret to being ungrayed is to complain about how you will never be ungrayed.

Works of art are not always meant to be preserved. The opinion of the artist certainly matters after the fact. Don’t you think the conversation and story around this work and what will ultimately become of the physical object is more important than allowing it to exist in perpetuity? Having lived in MSP for 6 years I…

I’m assuming getting “kicked out” means needing to leave at the allotted check-out time, and that “spiking” pancakes with cheese just means he didn’t read the menu properly.

I work in a restaurant and the current obsession with “allergies” today and assholes who label their preferences/slight sensitivities as “allergies” is so over the top. It’s fun to weed out the liars, though. “Oh, you have a severe gluten allergy? Then you can’t have that dish because it has cross-contamination in the…

Or, or, maybe Thicke started to obsess over this reading, thereby raising his blood pressure through the constant mental stress and leading to his demise. The mind is a powerful thing!

Thank you! I hate it so much. When I opened Jez this morning I thought something was wrong with the layout on my computer and kept trying to fix it. It makes me feel like I’m living in a mistake.

Exactly. I have very dry skin and my body never gets oily. Washing it regularly (outside of the big 3) would be ridiculous, and would be damaging in the long run. My takeaway from this whole thing is that I am surprised at myself for being surprised that people are so judgemental/grossed out over something so…

Jk. Yellow cab. Because real New Yorkers trust yellow cab.

HAHAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAA to all the people who think you don’t have to pay for an ambulance ride. Where the fuck you think we live? Me and my 7,000 dollar deductible will be taking an Uber to the hospital, too, if it ever comes to it.