I remember being in second grade and sitting with my frenemy, Matthew, waiting for my mom to pick me up. My parents drove a really shitty 1987 Toyota Tercel that was all rusted up (which I later inherited to drive in high school and loved, some people never get their own car) and when she drove up he turned to me and…

“Credit card spokesperson.” I’m dead.

Thank you I love you.

This by no means excuses her, and I think a model of her status should have some sway in the business, but as someone who has done modeling gigs and dance gigs you are often not at alllll in control of content. You are merely booked for a gig and maybe don’t even know what’s happening until it’s happening. It can…

“Nothing is Ever Empty”: the motto of New York City

I totally agree. As much as I can become so beleaguered and outraged by the things I see conservatives post, I’m also glad for that reminder that this is real and people who think like that are out there even amongst my acquaintances. Also, I’m always being afforded new opportunities to learn from Facebook. My friends…

This is what happens when you don’t change your name to some kind of toothpaste. If he was Brian BayScope he would still be around.

I don’t know what you’re talking about but I’m laughing so hard.

Yep. I remember expressing concern before going on it and my derm telling me this story.

Yeah I definitely had some moodiness, too, but I remember wondering if it had more to do with the initial horrible flare of acne it causes before it starts working its magic or from some kind of psychological effect related directly to the drug. And you’re so right about everyone’s skin being different, I just know…

You can absolutely get Accutane these days, but they use it as an absolute last resort (I basically strongarmed my derm into allowing it when I was 25) but that shit is the only thing that saved me from the horrible cystic acne I was experiencing. Many derms make you take mandatory birth control while you’re on it (I…

You win the internet today.

Disagree wholeheartedly. The inch or two does make a difference, especially as someone with sciatica, and because the way the headrest is situated it actually puts me at a vertical position in my spine with my head almost pushed forward. Flying to Alaska from NYC in that position is nearly impossible. It reminds me of…

Actually, The Fall (in which he plays an actual serial killer) might be why.

I work at a restaurant and one day Remi came in and got a look at my manager (who has the exact same eyes as him and looks like she could be his sister) and asked the bartender who she was and told him that there was “just something about her.” I think the “something” is that she looks exactly like you, bro.

Yeah. Exactly. I grew up in a small town and was, like, moderately “famous” for some art stuff I did and was a mildly recognizable figure (and let’s be honest, just being from a very small town breeds this kind of recognizability anyway) and even that modicum of recognition was kind of burdensome. People had prior…

Is this what the other side thought when we elected Obama? Were they like “oh fuck they’re going to make us all have abortions”? Because I feel like this is the end of the world.

Aaaand that’ll show me to think my rage was subsiding a little...

Yes, he even states why he’s decided to take a slightly more clear stance on his sexuality citing his inability to be a proper ally while being more ambiguous. I don’t see anything wrong with this. I feel like it’s well-written. It might be somewhat self-aggrandizing but he even says he has people writing him who are…

If it makes you feel better, my grandma died this week and Trump got elected! It has been one for the books.