Would you settle for Australian comedian Yahoo Serious in a bald cap?

Is it too early (or late) to push for that “Galavant” revival?

I didn’t LOVE Schmigadoon, but season 1 had some truly funny moments (especially anything with Aaron Tveit) and Season 2 had some great parodies. I had high hopes for season 3, because they were approaching peak 80-90s Broadway - Les Mis, Miss Saigon, Phantom, Rent, etc. which is ripe for parody. Hoping another…

I hereby internet-proclaim my wish that my asshole brother be played by Australian motivational speaker and nutritionist Susan Powter.

Everyone and their mother need to quiet down on the God rap. I care not for you religious’ view, accept the dang award and scram. 

“Actors kept thanking a non-existent body at the Golden Globes”

In fairness, being a non-profit was just a tax dodge for the HFPA so at least they’re not trying to pretend otherwise now.

I literally don’t understand why people enjoy The Social Network. It’s barely even a story, let alone a compelling or well told one.

Looking forward to sometime around 2030 when liking Fight Club is cool again.

If you’re going to use a Girl with the Dragon Tattoo trailer, it has to be the first teaser set to Karen O and Trent Reznor’s kick-ass Immigrant Song cover.

I’m looking forward to the day when everything on earth is ranked and in order, and we can finally rest.

You have to be trolling.

But I spent all this money on a new pitchfork and torch! 

And the 70's movie with George C. Scott. I would’ve thought Wikipedia would be throwing Changeling movies at you like mail bombs at oil executives.

Ron DeSantis is popcorn-theater for the meteoric rise and hilarious fall of an American politician.

Disney will outlast loser DeSantis and the rest of the evil Florida Republican Party.

Fun fact: Ron played in the 1991 Little League World Series. I assume he told everyone how black players learned useful skills from not being allowed in the major leagues.

Are you not allowed to just play clips from the podcast? Asking in earnest.

Watch a video featuring David Spade? I’m not breaking one of my life laws just for a Bowie anecdote.

Fun fact: David Bowie hated RENT after being invted to watch it by rosie o’donnell.