All 8 pieces will be Stephen Colbert

I wish she could be forced to attend every deportation of people who previously weren’t in jeopardy of being deported so she could see firsthand what “let it burn” looks like.

Let’s send Suzy a nice e-card for all her hard work.

AND I call bullshit on her “my sexuality is up for grabs” pandering. I feel like she’s a college sophomore contemplating making out with her female friend at a bar to get the guys riled up. She thinks it says something about her that she dated a man who identified as gay. Big woop. I am highly doubtful that she likes…

Fuck Susan Sarandon. When she was saying Trump would be better than Clinton (because at the time that was the choice) she advocated that with Trump there might be a revolution. Fuck your spoiled, privileged, white lady life. Bitch doesn’t know the first thing about revolution. People fucking die in revolutions. …

me

I’m having 45 fatigue. He’s been president for less than a month.

Love her, but she’ll be 71 in 2020. Too old to run for President. The Democrats need some fresh talent and someone who can pull from the center and center-right. Not sure that’s her.

I think so. And to be honest, I wonder if we (liberals and sane people who didn’t vote for trump) don’t help by gloating in his ruin. For better or worse, much of us attached our identities to our votes in this election. If you were someone who thought “this guy speaks for me!” and then saw the whole world laughing…

Do I think Thriller is one of the best albums of all time? Yup. Do I think Michael Jackson should burn in the fiery depths of hell for what we can all most likely assume raped and/or diddled children? Yup.

The writing was fucking spot on, almost as flawless as her makeup and wardrobe (they even made sure her suit collar floated in the back):

My lived experience of Melissa McCarthy today was unreal. My wife was rewatching Gilmore Girls earlier; she goes to bed and I got this. Fucking incredible!

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

(b)allspice

Really good point, my friend. You make a really good point.

The instant coffee part made me laugh out loud until I brought my own nescafe to my lips and caught a whiff of the dredge.

Or even better, troll his knowledge of history. “Mr. President, when Douglass was writing the first draft of the Emancipation Proclamation for President Lincoln did you find his usage of the phrase, “It’s getting hot in hurr,” to be pedantic at the time of writing?

After the way the Trump Administration bungled the Holocaust Remembrance Day remarks, I fully expect his Black History Month remarks to focus on how everybody suffered during slavery, and we should also remember the slaveholders, who lost a lot of wealth when their property was emancipated.

Let’s be honest, he wanted to say “when is white history month?” and “I have several black friends!”