nerdygirlisstilltired
nerdygirlisstilltired
nerdygirlisstilltired

It’s what we used to call, in dem olden Jezebel days, SexyFaceTM.

I think it’s the obsessive fangirling that the writers push in multiple articles. You know like Lena, Taylor Swift, Gaga, Jlaw etc. Jez will pick a new (white girl) flavour of the week and then it’s daily articles gushing about how that person is all womanhood/spirit animal/bff/ life. At first it’s fine and then after

Glad that Kim K’s posted that... I believe her audience is not political, or even republican, which means that she has a basis for educating them. Facts! They still exist.

“And you are to love those who are greys, for you yourselves were foreigners in the pending comments.”

What a weird comment to get so offended by

“If the reverse of this movie was made, I bet you snowflakes would be crying racism.”

I’m also getting really sick of people saying “but if he’s abusing her, she can’t leave”. Not true. Just like you, I was abused growing up. I, a kid with less resources and zero real/perceived way to escape other than college, got out. I got so far away I ended up halfway around the world. It took a huge amount of

Even in the case of the hypothetical prenup, she didn’t have to sign that. I have little sympathy for a parent that signed away the rights to their future children so they could marry rich.

I don’t see people slut shaming her as much as using her as an example of Republican hypocrisy. Michelle Obama was roundly ridiculed as unacceptable for the role of FLOTUS for wearing sleeveless dresses. Melania posed nude (and likely engaged in more wanton activities) and she’s a paragon of American values and a

She needs to put on her big girl panties and realize than no one in the history of abusive relationships has a better opportunity to escape her abuser. Get Katie Holmes in there to advise her.

I don’t. She would be someone in the trenches analyzing plans and documents. And organizing. Negotiating alliances.

Kristin does have actual experience with creepy robot babies, though.

Getting a coauthor credit on academic papers is surprisingly not hard, people. Let’s not, in the spirit of our new government’s disturbing Russophilia, adopt prominent Russians’ habit of buying fake PhDs.

“the deal was reached a week ago, but has been kept ‘a big secret’ because Michele’s camp feared the seven days of criticism that would surely lead up the divisive President-elect’s big day.”

Lo, has Kanye fallen since the “George Bush doesn’t care about Black people.” days! No longer a truth-teller, just a madman with bills to pay. At least earlier Kanye’s ravings afflicted the comfortable, rather then enlarging this personal fortunes(s). Now, as far as this observer can see, he’s just an ego on the

This fucker is the least intellectually curious person I’ve ever seen.

I just heard about 80 congress people skipped Nixon’s in 1973. Let’s see if we can match or beat that number.

Ok apparently it really was unclear that I did not in any way mean that Mariah Carey and the Turkey shooting should both be part of dirt bag. I said that it was weird that this was up and there was nothing about Turkey and I meant GENERALLY ON JEZEBEL CLEARLY THIS DESERVES IT’S OWN ARTICLE.

How is this story up and nothing about the massacre in Turkey?? I hate to be one of those people but it happened last night before it was even midnight in the East Coast....

Respect.