I’d take 30 seconds of a new Dead Space over 30 minutes of Star Wars. :c

Now, wait a second - what kind of poop are we talking about here?

If it’s a poop where you haven’t been able to go for a day and you still decided to eat chipotle for dinner, and it just builds and builds until the deed is finally done, and you feel simultaneously feel so fantastic that you could fly, while also…

Man your articles are great. Please don’t leave.

inspired by an Italian horror film, Phenomena (Creepers in the U.S.)

I just gotta say, you are knocking it out of the park so far with the guest articles. It is kind of rare that we get truly original posts on the weekends.

So far you’re the best weekend editor this site has ever had. I don’t believe I’ve read critical writing here of this caliber really. Can Kotaku keep you?

When I think of FFG, I always assume it’s a game with a billion pieces and a billion rules.

I’m very surprised to see that you didn’t find the rulebooks to be very useful.

Ha ha! Thin Finn.