I’d take 30 seconds of a new Dead Space over 30 minutes of Star Wars. :c

I didn’t know meeple was a word. Now I do. Thanks for that :)

Sunset riders was pure arcade shooting joy!

UN Squadron, Killer Instinct, and Sunset Riders would be great, too

Now, wait a second - what kind of poop are we talking about here?

If it’s a poop where you haven’t been able to go for a day and you still decided to eat chipotle for dinner, and it just builds and builds until the deed is finally done, and you feel simultaneously feel so fantastic that you could fly, while also…

Man your articles are great. Please don’t leave.

inspired by an Italian horror film, Phenomena (Creepers in the U.S.)

I just gotta say, you are knocking it out of the park so far with the guest articles. It is kind of rare that we get truly original posts on the weekends.

So far you’re the best weekend editor this site has ever had. I don’t believe I’ve read critical writing here of this caliber really. Can Kotaku keep you?

Maybe I can’t find it but I’ve not been able to find any sort of tech demo, teaser footage or story synopsis.

Exactly! Sign me up. When the blu-ray is released, someone is going to have to splice in Arnold quotes from running man for each kill. Then life will be good.

Redneck Running Man... Sounds good to me.

When I think of FFG, I always assume it’s a game with a billion pieces and a billion rules.

I’m very surprised to see that you didn’t find the rulebooks to be very useful.

Right, but Bowie was the one who sold it. You see a contact juggler on the street, it’s like, yeah, that’s kinda neat I guess but stay away from me weirdo. You see David Bowie as Jareth the Goblin King doing it, and it’s cool as fuck.

Ha ha! Thin Finn.