Seriously. Greasy fingers have good uses, like neck massages.

Your source article cites the median income, which is the middle number on U.S. households. So, sure you're talking about the literal middle of income. But let's all go back to elementary school math for a minute and remember that it is not the average.

I remember having something like one of these when my little sister was pottytraining. There's also like a 3 in 1 that has a stepstool kind of thing (and you can just skip the gross little potty. My mom thought that was stupid and nasty too)

Pot by itself is no big deal. It's all this other stuff that is worrisome. I think she needs to un-retire, because all of this stuff smacks of a young woman who has nothing to do all day.

Fair enough, but according to Hobby Lobby, this B.S. is religious freedom.

Wait, Mod Podge is just watered down Elmer's Glue? Now I feel doubly taken advantage of.

I felt that way exactly until I started meeting women outside of high school, minimum wage work, and my tiny college program. I'd have maybe one female friend at any given time who wasn't my sister. Part of it was certainly me! I was grumpy and depressed all the time, for unrelated reasons (being an orphan is crappy).…

You're absolutely right. I don't think of myself as "pretty". Not in the day to day sense. I'm plump, have crap skin, and don't sleep enough or bother to put on make-up. But, that doesn't stop strangers from trying to hit on me on a train or in the grocery store. Like I should be flattered that you blocked my way…

Can we stop tweeting to the blog and pretending it's an article now?

Have you guys google image searched her? I don't think she's one to be bringing up dressing "like a whore." Damn this family needs a publicist.

They must be meant to go with this sale.

Way worse! At least, with the disembodied boobs, it's a little harder to take this one seriously.

" Here's my new beauty tip for everyone on earth: Go read a book or something."

Or that semen is magic.

" yet working women are paid more than $10,000 less per year than men "

Forcing companies to actually give you the service they are selling would be nice. If they can't give you 10 down and 5 up, then they shouldn't be able to "sell" it to you.

Also baby wipes. Baby wipes are good for everything. I always have them, and we aren't even

Thank you.

It looks from the photo, like this guy just lengthened the legs on a regular table, then added a spot for his keyboard-

I imagine everyone who trolls me as Betty White in that Snickers commercial, and then it gets too funny to be mad anymore.