Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

Glad I’m not alone. Wondered if I was having a stroke.

He looks like he sells cocaine at the bowling alley. 

Jalopnik EIC Patrick George was asking for feedback:

Who does he think he is, Roger Goodell?

I don’t even have to see the autoplay videos because I’ve fixed my browser. But I just locked my work computer and a notification is on the screensaver about the thing playing, with an option to pause.

Deadspin’s bosses, turn this ridiculous shit off, it’s not making you money and it’s pissing off all your readers…

Is Evil Week behind the decision for autoplay videos and ads my Chrome can’t stop from playing?

Roger Goodell pioneered that move during the NFL draft: effectively using a veteran or a cancer survivor as a human boo-shield.

The point is still correct though. Trump was there much of the game, they could have showed him at any time. I think OP is almost certainly right that they decided to show him during *that* segment because it is one in which fans are predisposed to cheer solemnly and would have been least likely to boo. 

The Nats show veterans during that Wave Your Caps segment every single game. The only thing that was different was switching to Trump during it.

This is the only time I’ve ever seen a president attend a sporting event during which the stadium cameras did not show him on screen by himself (or with only the First Lady).

That was a transparent effort specifically calculated to cut the booing short/lessen its intensity.

This is fucking awful. That video really makes me wish whoever is in charge of this garbage should know better.

Failure in the red zone is an improvement over not getting into the red zone, I guess.

Hmmm... any chance your 4 year old was really saying, “BE GONE, THOUGHT...” instead of “THOT”?

nerdybirdy, you are a wonderful human being. Thank you so much for this! I’m sure I never would’ve thought to flatten the chicken, and not having to deep fry actually sounds really doable. I anticipated this being a much messier and more involved endeavor. Screen capturing your comment for reference. All of this…

if you really like Wendy’s chicken sandwich, you’re gonna love the Popeye’s. flakier, juicier, awesome.

Had a few before they blew up and ran out. They are definitely better than Chick-fil-a, which I know is blasphemy but just true. The biscuits are pretty awesome too. Damnit now I want to drive the 20min to Popeyes.

Living in Bojangle’s/Wendy’s/Chick-Fil-A country here, and have no Popeye’s anywhere nearby. So I just have to settle for living vicariously through everyone here.