Even a big budget action film isn’t worth it for a lot of people. I realize a huge epic battle scene or a space opera would be best served on a big screen, but I feel like my 50-60 inch TV can provide a damn good picture without me having to whip my head back and forth to view everything happening on the screen.

I wouldn’t go to see this in theaters even if I was the type of person to enjoy a theater experience. I feel like this is one of those things where you’re putting the spotlight on something and it’ll draw whackadoos like a moth to a flame. Tighten security, fine, great. But all this news coverage of it is probably…

It’s good that they counted her fingers after the surgery.

Slice-of-life sitcom, but with parakeets.

Touche.

The years of drought and random heavy rains have ruined the tracks. The weather in the morning results in a cool, hard track. But the races are run in the afternoon, after warmth and humidity have softened the ground. The dirt gets clumpy because the composition of it changes over time. The bottom line is that the…

Somebody needs to send him Pewdiepie’s How To Apologize video.

The olds and youngs are outing themselves all over with these reboots. Wait til we get a Blondie & Dagwood TV series and the line in the sand will truly be drawn.

Um, this sounds fucking stupid and ineffective. The amount of carbon dioxide they’ll keep out of the air by not burning 15 buckets of coal would have been processed by two trees. Their time, energy, and resources would have been better spent planting trees and like... making viral videos to educate and lobby for their…

So I ordered a “cursed mystery box” off the internet, do not ask me why, and just got the tracking number that shows it’s being shipped from Brasov, which is apparently in Transylvania.

I’m so glad to hear Jonah Hill won’t be The Penguin, I thought that was kind of an insulting casting.

Is this a conspiracy, though?
Blink twice if you need help, Anna.

I say we bust her open like a pinata and get those gummies.

I faked a panic attack so I wouldn’t have to go to soccer practice and David Beckham just happened to be swinging by to coach that day. I cried for days when I found out afterwards. Got to see him weeks later, but it was just like a “hello children” waving as he walks by kinda thing. I never faked sick again.

Aw, it’s worth it to drive 45min into downtown Mobile or over the Cochrane Bridge to Saraland. 

He did apologize, repeatedly, just not in this interview.
I dunno about anyone else, but I personally don’t expect him to apologize every time he speaks in public for the next 10 years.

Welp, I just won $100. Going to Wintzell’s for oysters tonight, baby!

I have never not wanted a remake more.

This article doesn’t even touch on why the creation of the labradoodle was a problem aside from the usual “they’re being bred by people just in it for the money” issue of dog breeding.

I fucking loved it, but I am admittedly a bit scared of partying with it now. I’ll make them turn it way up at the dentist, though. Apparently enough to note it in my medical records that I require enough gas to double charge me for it.