Harry Styles on his large female fandom: “They’re the most honest — especially if you’re talking about teenage girls, but older as well. They have that bullsh*t detector. You want honest people as your audience. We’re so past that dumb outdated narrative of ‘Oh, these people are girls, so they don’t know what they’re…

Oh James. It didn’t work for Bella Thorne, it won’t work for you.

Is Gerard Butler still considered A-list?

My Thanksgiving turkey always has a nice crispy skin achieved by covering it in a shitload of compound butter (under and over the skin) and roasting it with a tin foil tent removed halfway through. Easy breezy. I would assume the same thing works on chicken. Oh and I use the oven’s convection roast setting at 325.

Thank you for teaching me that the clear noodles in the frozen egg rolls are vermicelli noodles and not gelatin filler. The first time I ever saw them was the last time I ever bought frozen egg rolls, but I feel better about maybe trying them again now. 

I’m really curious about whether this is the result of the process of vaping or the ingredients in liquids. I’ve made some THC distillates, so I know exactly which two ingredients are in there, but if one of them is deadly... I’d kinda like to know. Soon.

Imagine being the guy at a testing lab that tests a fast food chain burger patty and has to notify somebody that the results come back as ketchup, mustard, and human.

I’ve been seeing ads for these leggings with thigh pockets for months. Tami just got somebody to print out some vaguely “patriotic” patterns and slap her name on them. Carrywear my ass.

I thought he was saying “I’m going quickly through the grocery store before the kid has a meltdown (as kids do in grocery stores) so I’m just gonna grab the thing that says meat and has a cow on it, assuming it is meat.”

Looking back on it all, I’d say don’t bother.

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6 seasons before I realized I didn’t like it, but then I kept going for 2 more in the hope that it would become an acquired taste.

I hope this, or whatever he does next, can wash the bad taste of Jon Snow out of my mouth.

I will die firmly believing that Pinterest is a direct result of the Great Recession and the DIY attitude it created in so many of the newly unemployed and bored. Imagine what crafty paper towel tube projects and complicated mini desserts we’ll discover this time around.

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I do this with lip balm - I always have at least one unopened Maybelline Baby Lips in Cherry Me at all times and when I’m at the end of one tube, I buy two more. I love me a sheer tint.

Has anyone bothered asking if these bajillionaires have been offsetting their carbon imprint? I mean, I feel like the royal family can buy carbon credits if they want. Nobody is outraged over CEOs using private jets to cross the country on a weekly basis because their company purchased carbon credits. And also nobody…

I strongly dislike eating at Popeye’s in general because everything is spicy - I like spicy, but I don’t want spicy cole slaw or spicy mashed potatoes. I will give this sammy a shot, though. The spicy mayo intrigues me.

A competitive rower would have better calves than that. How did Olivia Jade get away with this lie for so long with those flamingo legs?

Wait, it’s a documentary about the recreation of a movie that was never released?