I strongly dislike eating at Popeye’s in general because everything is spicy - I like spicy, but I don’t want spicy cole slaw or spicy mashed potatoes. I will give this sammy a shot, though. The spicy mayo intrigues me.

A competitive rower would have better calves than that. How did Olivia Jade get away with this lie for so long with those flamingo legs?

Wait, it’s a documentary about the recreation of a movie that was never released?

I just realized I’ve been confusing Simone Biles and Gabby Douglas for the last couple years. Apparently my brain switched their names at some point. Now I wanna know what Douglas has been doing all this time while Biles has been killing it.

Amanda Seyfried wasn’t in Sin City.

The Y usually has childcare options, too. Summer day camps, after school programs, sports clubs, etc. I went to the summer camp for a few years and had sooo much fun. The program was really well rounded and they had a separate program for special needs kids with specially trained counselors.

I suppose this is as good a reason as any to sign up for Twitter.

Ew I dislike this trend. Thick black stripe down the side and around the bottom of the pants almost create an optical illusion. Is it shadow or is he doing a Roy Lichtenstein pop art thing, is he expecting to come upon minor flooding? Who knows! If those pants were twice as baggy, I’d be convinced this pic was taken…

And fuck this bitch, too.

I read about this a while back and it sounded like a good idea on paper. People do not want to eat subpar food surrounded by jiggling tits and booty shorts. Millennials are painfully aware of how exploitative Hooters is, so they’re not interested. But for some reason I thought they would update their menu, too. Sure,…

Things I want:

Fuck this bitch. I honestly hate myself for how much I allow this girl to bother me.

I seem to have responded to the wrong comment. My apologies.

I haaate VC underwear and lingerie. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING STRAPS?! Do these people have any idea what straps do to a body that isn’t totally toned and firm? It ain’t pretty.

That top photo looks like Tori did a workplace stock photo shoot.

“Mariah Carey, a huge loser that ruined New York’s New Years Eve celebration - which I attended TWICE and enjoyed until she fell apart and couldn’t even sing out of her whatever - doesn’t realize that I won the popular vote and beat Hillary by 7 million votes. All her illegal immigrants.........

Honestly, these people need to take a page from the Book of SecondLife. Their CGI stores look like a crappy collage of magazine cutouts. Surrounded by white girls wearing athleisure wear in the woods like what are they even doing, am I supposed to feel like a sacrifice to the spandex gods? You want a digital shopping…

This is very cool. Amazon has common key words pulled from product reviews, so you can sometimes see where a problem is just by browsing the most often mentioned words. But this takes things like 10 steps further. I wonder how they’ll deal with trolling - maybe only verified purchaser reviews would be counted?

New post, old comments. *confused*

New post, old comments. *confused*

Thanks, I hate it.