Because they're still terrified of him and his paintball gun in Hollywood.

I'm waiting for a show called This is Just Like Us.

CBS is still crushingly boring. I was rooting for Mission Control, at least it's about NASA and has the guy from Grimm in it, but I guess it's been shut out.

I made the mistake of looking up Poe. Look at the sibling names! People are having whole litters of Star Wars characters! This is worse than I thought:

That's socialized medicine for ya!

But Mason gets a pass?

These puns are sheer Poe-try.

Sounds like a Kryptonian who couldn't spell.

But you didn't cut off his hand immediately afterwards, right?

I wonder if during Shakespeare's day, people named their kids after Caliban and Falstaff.

Give her a time machine. Then she can sue him!

Hopefully O.

And not even a cool villain. An ugly, whiny weakling villain!

Jax. You trendy fool you.

I weep for humanity.

Netflix has to renew it. It's their penance for doing Adam Sandler movies. The balance of the cosmos must be restored!

Olyphant as Pa? Well the Ingalls family won't have to worry about Injuns, rustlers OR undead zombies.

As long as the sequel is 2Green2Gables, I'm ok with it.

Good thing he fooled them with that dress, then.

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