After seeing this show, God decides to destroy the Earth all over again.

So where's all the Disney stuff we were promised in Sept? I've already seen Zootopia. Where's The Jungle Book and Civil War?

These numbers aren't really meant for Netflix. They're meant for people to use against Netflix, namely the folks who either make or license shows to Netflix and would like to charge them more if they had ammo to use in negotiations.

I heard once that a chemical analysis of KFC turned up salt, pepper and MSG, that's it. The 11 herbs and spices are all in your head. Maybe they were in there at one time, but KFC realized it was cheaper just to SAY they were there and stick with the cheap ingredients.

Not Jeah-Kass? I guess I don't need to copyright that now.

You should be able to watch without a membership (I did for years) but it may be georestricted to just the 5 or 6 countries Amazon video operates in.

The pilot was better than the trailer. JCVD does have some charisma, which the trailer failed to capture. But they lost me with the hokey "and he's an ASSASSIN too!" angle. Yeah I get it's supposed to be satire, but just deciding something is satire is not the same as making it successful satire.

So…those are dead, stuffed hedgehogs I presume? Yeah real cute.

Comcrap won't let me watch live anyway. Just the cheesy highlights on their app. When will they figure out nobody watches broadcast anymore? I guess when the Neilsens come in…

Leto could veer away from Deppitude right now if he pulls this role off well: stay in the shadows and don't talk much, Jared!

Shh, that's the first half of the movie! Oscar material.

Robin Wright is the new (and improved) Sean Young.

So Jared Leto isn't cool anymore? Serves me right for ignoring the whole DC universe. Nobody tells me anything.

That it doesn't crash & burn in season 2?

And all this time, I thought I was doing them a favor, generating more page views for the ads I presume are on this site…somewhere…?

Ah cmon. Give people a quota and when they hit it, shut them out. Unless they pay a per-post fee. NPR's budgetary woes will be over.

Canada is where everything is the same - except THE CANDY BARS ARE ALL WRONG!

Hulu isn't actually trying to compete you see. It was invented by Hollywood corporations that are trying to kill streaming off by giving it a terrible rep. As for Amazon, maybe they forgot Canada exists. They're real busy with drones and shit.

Just come with me to a happy land where Dexter only had four seasons or maybe five if they wanted to use that to wrap things up with NO LUMBERJACKS!

Yahoo is doing its best to crush capitalism, starting with itself.