I’d like to think that she’ll never know because the alternative is heart breaking. Imagine going to the gym to improve or challenge yourself and you get laughed at by a fucking Playmate. If she does find out and speaks up, I hope she gets a big payout and lots of internet love.

Since everything on earth is her fault, including the people who hate her, she clearly is ready to be POTUS.

There is no point in trying to suss meaning from Trump’s words. He doesn’t believe them, so why should you? All we have to go by are his actions. He runs businesses that consistently refuse to pay their bills. He rents out his name to whatever terrible product wants it. He has driven numerous businesses to bankruptcy.…

Yeah Cruz is a true believer. Trump doesn’t really believe in anything but his own ego.

This is an excellent point. Trump says some ridiculously stupid things, and there is a smack of fascism in some of that stuff, but the guy overall is relatively moderate. Cruz is a fucking nut job. All I needed to see the other day was Trump to admit that he wouldn’t let sick people die in the streets without medical…

Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

Do you realize you’re being shitty to someone in an article about people being shitty about politics?

To paraphrase the great Burneko, “your restraint and desire to think something through is as foreign to us as an actual spaceship filled with aliens.”

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

It was pretty much the last thing I did when I sided with the Railroad, I couldn’t stand to lose the ultimate bro in Deacon.

Fine points are the worst! :(

Fine points are the worst! :(

It’s really about ethics in functioning game systems.

If it was a legitimate question I’m sure the candidate has ways of, you know, shutting the whole thing down.

Another difference is that Colbert is actually funny.

I wonder if there’ll be any sort of perks related to the base-building aspect of the game.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.