Gouda from Thorp was probably my favorite Lord of the Rings character.

If he had one of those asphyxiation fetishes, he probably came as he went.

Mike was like “Good gracious, pasta so tasteless”

I think the difference is the respect for the institutions of government and of the American people. GWB had bad policy that tanked the economy and got us into unwinnable, destabilizing, unjustifiable wars. But he at least respected the office of the Presidency, the humanity of Muslims and immigrants, and while he…

O’Toole’s Tiberius from Caligula is also a good match.

Couldn’t find an adequate picture, but he always reminds me of Emperor Tiberius near the end of his life in the BBC’s I,Claudius. Syphilitic and bloated and malevolent.

He’s a gym rat. A real student of the game. He may not have the size and athleticism of sea lion, but no one works harder.

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

I do kinda keep expecting him to call Melania “Don’s Wife”

i actually think trump is a narcissist, but the rules are similar (NPD is a cluster B disorder like antisocial personality disorder/psychopathy.) narcissists are just more likely to be insecure and visibly bothered by anything that they feel makes them look bad—and it really seems to bother trump when he feels…

Not to mention, why the hell is The D.E.N.N.I.S. System so low?! And Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody’s Ass. ROCK FLAG & EAGLE!!!!!!!!

109. Sweet Dee’s Dating A Retarded Person (S3 E9)

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention isn’t even top 100?!? INTERVENTION! INTERVENTION!

The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention being ranked 115 immediately invalidates the rest of this list.

Meth Damon

Clearly, bird law is in effect here. It’s in the skies, where bird law is king.

I know how much Assange hates America because he is willing to spend time talking to Sean Hannity. That takes commitment.

The thin lazy Trump we knew is gone. Now he’s a big fat dynamo!!!

Most likely, he is simply astoundingly narcissistic and deluded, thinking anyone who who criticizes his appearance hate him for how immensely beautiful and astoundingly attractive he is.