Yes. The Republican party of the 80’s was mainly the Gordon Gecko wannabes. Today? It’s Jerry Faldwell mixed in with Jerry Springer.

this is how I’m picturing your first day

cat hair, uh, finds a way

I’ll let Ron Swanson do my talking for me

I know!! My bathroom door has slammed shut already twice, and BOTH times I jumped up like a ghost was here!

have watched this so many times since it uploaded

I’m four minutes in and that's exactly how I feel about the guy playing Dave Coulier. HOW DOES HE CAPTURE THE ESSENCE OF COULIER LIKE THAT.

“It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever...until you are dead.”

Manager: “Did you get their order right this time?”

I forgot Raising Arizona! At the very end eyes are like waterfalls.

I think we can all agree Archie hit his peak when he fought The Predator

Well, I guess by definition, a sloth is always living in sin...

Does that mean I should be buying drugs from Mr. Singh, or letting Acid Bob cut my hair?

You taste like a burger is my favorite line ever. Really hoping they bring it back in some way during the new show.

The thought of a Pinterest-perfect Tswift wedding literally makes me want to shotgun five Bud Lights in a row.

Scocca banned me from Gawker like a year ago and I am so proud.

Just remember, Mom: Theme park-based humiliation is a two-way street.