I was going to score some marijuana from my FIL to take to the Rush concert on Friday, but now I’m not sure - will that make me look uncool?

That entire idea has actually been done already in the comics, and in a spectacular way. Superman: Red Son explores an alternate reality where Superman landed in the Ukraine (in Soviet Russia) instead of Kansas. As a result, instead of fighting for truth, justice and the American Way — Superman instead becomes a…

That’s a good call by you Nicki on the wine but the Steak? Hank Hill said it best.

Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall. This is the largest auto that I could afford. Should I, therefore, be made the subject of fun?

I love this comment and I love your name. I call my cats Nerdlingers all the time.

It’s the combination of baggy cargo shorts, basketball sneakers, and a hat pressed too far down on one’s head and sticking out at a jaunty angle. Like some kind of Durstian nightmare.

You made her cry. Then I cried. Then Maggie laughed — she’s such a little trooper.

I’ve never felt so fashionable.

So disappointed “Wood Chippers” is on the “not considered” list.

The only thing I wear on the weekends is my pajamas and a blanket around my shoulders like a decrepit, dethroned queen as I let my mind liquefy and gently drip out of my ears as I do nothing beneficial to society at all for forty eight goddamned glorious hours.