These people are worse than ‘the swamp.’ Its like he’s diverting nuclear waste into what was once just a crummy swamp...

I know it sounds like some crazy pseudoscience, but I really wonder if this kind of thinking is a symptom of early-onset senility. Something about the outright denial of facts...

The worst part of this is that—much like his comments regarding the Purple Heart—this is something he will claim without having actually earned. “People shot at me, folks! Sad! But (crooked index finger hand motion), I lived!”

I think the chain would look rather nice on him.

It’s as if his narcissism makes him completely incapable of even trying to conduct the standard ‘pandering to veterans’ that conservatives normally engage in. Of course, I doubt that he has ever had even the slightest personal interaction with an veteran who is not a retired flag officer working with his campaign, so…

I admit, I am fascinated by this man’s almost pathological need to publically humiliate himself. That documentary was both the most I’ve cringed and the hardest I’ve laughed at a movie all year.

If it means a follow up to the pun-filled documentary released this year, I’m all for it. That movie was a bit long, but it hit the spot in a good way.

While there he will frustrate the other aquarium dwellers by walking around at half the posted speed limit, insisting on going to the early-bird feeding time, and telling younger lobsters long, convoluted stories about how starfish used to act differently when he was molting up.

Do we know if he is politically conservative? Maybe he just drives 5mph under the speed limit and always deposits his yearly savings in a 401k?

It seems crazy, but 10 years ago I had a clunky Motorola flip-phone. Now I'm typing this from what amounts to a hand-held computer (iPhone).

Major missed opportunity for a guest post by John Fitzgerald Page, guys...

This will undoubtedly be buried, but for what it is worth—because the military doesn’t possess that means to actively seek out people who have deserted and left military bases, the protocol is to essentially put out a warrant and wait for them to fuck up and be brought in by other forms of law enforcement. There is a…

All I can think of when I hear this is that there was once a time when Ja Rule and Jay Z were vaguely on the same level of relevance...

I think this is one punk-ass book jockey everyone can get behind.

A lot of times I wonder, “Where did these people come from?” Like, I’m sure there was once a young John Kasich who wasn’t such a repressed nerdlinger jagweed, how did he evolve into this? It just makes me sad that some people are willing to sell out and compromise their values for money and power...almost sad enough…

It kind of freaks me out how smart they are. And who knows what other schemes they are plotting down there...

I feel like Gary—sorry—Mr. Marshall, is just actively trolling humanity with these “__ Day” movies now.

Maybe she just has one innie and one outie?