But...why aliens?

Gob is not on board with this...

I blame NASA...

Pictured below; The newest additions to the Clinton campaign team...

Clinton ‘16! Twirling towards freedom!

Goodnight, sweet prince. And flights of fresh faced angels sing thee to thy rest...

I guess I am proving your point, I was just trying to illustrate that negligent discharges are caused by just that—negligence. And even a highly trained person can fall victim to it. Things that can hurt and kill people due to negligence shouldn’t be easy to acquire or carry around. It should be easier for someone…

I’ll just use an example of a former roommate of mine. This person took their pistol to a firing range and didn’t fully empty their magazine. When they got back to our apartment, they dropped the magazine and began to clear the weapon—this means switching off the safety and pulling the trigger to make sure the weapon…

These stories just make me sad. When I was in the military, having an negligent discharge was just about the worst thing someone could do. Even with trained individuals, they happened. Extrapolate that to every jagweed who wants to carry around a Glock while shopping at the mall and dining at the local Applebee’s, and…

Is this going to be another, ‘Millions of people are killed in car accidents every year, but I don’t see any dang liberals asking to ban cars. I can assemble and disassemble my AR-15 blindfolded, I shouldn’t be restricted,’ posts?

Oh, I fully believe that a lot of the people who say, ‘I just have a gun to protect myself or my family,’ secretly dream of that happening. They aren’t reluctant warriors—they yearn for the day when someone will offend them and they can whip out their gun and settle the score.

Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

Huh, so it’s rainy and overcast in England?

To be fair, I feel like Riggins would definitely name one of his kids Dylan Panther. Dylan Panther Garrity Riggins.

I normally support the rule of law and try to be a compassionate person...but sometimes I wish we were in the ancient world and dipshits like Jason Sudeikis’ younger brother could just be sent to the salt mines or gladiator pits to suffer.

That actually reminded me of this...

There is something about Macklemore’s relentless positivity and generally upbeat attitude that makes me irrationally angry. Giving back to community? Raising up? Reminiscing about Seattle? NO. You can take your happy community strait to Hell, Macklemore.

This does make me think that me next ‘Get rich quick!’ scheme should be filing a class action lawsuit against Tinder, Bumble, OKCupid, Match.com, EHarmony, JDate, etc. I’ll be seeking at least $500,000 in emotional damages, distress, and recouping monies spent on excessive wine purchases relating to said stress...

This time the aliens are using an Apple based operating system, making it much harder for Jeff Goldblum to upload a virus from his PowerBook!

At the risk of revealing far too much about myself, I’ve been drinking Black and Tans today while watching my school’s football team continue a losing streak that is now as old as a high school student...You are tearing me apart, school!