One of Mr. Edison’s Kinetoscopes is being installed at my local nickelodeon just in time for a Christmas showing of The Star Wars!
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I pride myself on my proper grammar when texting. Capital letters, correct punctuation, etc. I don’t even use emojis or smiley-face symbols, although I don’t mind when other people do. It’s just my thing that I do.
I’m just depressed that a classroom of first graders being murdered does nothing, but a Muslim American shooting up his office is apparently enough to to create some kind of tipping point.
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I’m so fascinated by recurring dreams that seem universal to all people. Those are two of my most common recurring dreams-teeth suddenly becoming loose and trying to run away while my legs can’t move fast enough-and I find it incredible that there is this weird subconscious link that unites us all.
And yet, there has been no Costanza-effect with his football abilities...
Whichever screenwriter typed out, “Intro: Stupid kid is being creepily innocent and listening to old 1920s ditty. Slow pan to the bedroom window, where a trail of ants (The ants are zombies!) are streaming through a crack in the window sill (That’s the destroyed section of the wall!!). Pan back down to what the ants…
Man, I remember reading Gawker waaayyyyy back when. Back when Hamilton Nolan was reporting on the travails of Cash Fan Man, Emily Gould was reporting from Paul Janka’s apartment, Richard Lawson’s NYC Prep recaps, the Douche of the Decade debates. I actually spent months working up the courage to leave a ‘witty’…
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I don’t have a sandwich, but this is relevant.
My mom, in my opinion, makes a pretty great cranberry sauce. But my parents insist on buying a can every Thanksgiving. Nothing says family like slicing up a tube of cranberry gelatin. It’s good to know that this unites us all.
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Bathtub Mint Juleps for all!
As Mencken would say, “No one in this world has ever lost money underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.”
The intro class for my major in college was like that-20+ page research paper worth about 50% of the overall grade. I, of course, waited until the last day and ended up pulling an all-nighter to write this thing. I skipped a class that morning to finish the formatting and submit it a few hours before the deadline. My…
Heavyweights 2 has been cancelled...due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
Drift 4 Jesus.
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Better than cat juggling, that’s for sure...
This kid has the right idea because, let’s be perfectly honest people, aside from Han Solo the Imperials just look cooler than the Rebels.
I have the same morbid fascination. It’s so weird to think that the seemingly smallest choices in life can result in death. I was just reading about Rod Serling, the Twilight Zone host, who suffered from PTSD attributed to the apparent randomness death during his time as a Soldier in WWII. This randomness would, of…
I am taking strange pleasure in watching this James character be slowly torn apart by these people, morally and emotionally. It’s like Edward Norton beating up Jared Leto-I want to watch something beautiful be destroyed.
Eh, I’ll stick to my original plan; responsible savings and investments that will one day leave me with enough income to appear on Millionaire Matchmaker. Like a normal person.