Eh, let those nerds keep being lame.

So, question for any astrophysicists or quantum mechanics experts out there-what’s up with that hair? Like, I can see it moving backwards, but I can’t pinpoint where the strands of hair begin. They just sort of...appear approx. 1 inch above his eyes, moving backwards. It’s almost as if this base of the individual…

Now I just really want Det. Briscoe’s lifestyle blog in my life. With an advice/ethics column written by Sam Waterston.

My son is not a communist! He may be a lesbian, a teen, a stepmom, a communist, but he is not a MILF!

*Well, this is super late and I doubt anyone will read it...but I volunteered at an animal shelter today. I’m going to spend the rest of the weekend assuming that my time will be spent mindlessly cuddling with puppies and various exotic pets, instead of being asked to scoop poop and/or provide manual labor for shelter…

I’m actually un-grayed here, so I feel fortunate, but I have kind of given up on Gawker. I long for the days of 2007-2010, where you just had to be witty/not a shitty person to post something. Now, it’s just a crap shoot. I long for the days of the BanHammer...or maybe just Moylan’s reviews of NYC Prep. (Please don’t…

This has all made me realize how limited my knowledge of comics is. *Walks away in shame*

Well, even if the display isn’t up yet, there is some really amazing Art Deco architecture in the lobby at 30 Rock. And if it is up, it’s still a pretty cool way to cut through and/or avoid the crowd! In general, I think it’s okay to do some ‘touristy’ stuff if it’s your first visit (just no Times Square!) nothing…

This actually looks pretty good. I’m not the biggest fan of Snyder, but one thing I do like is his aesthetic of recreating the look of comics by framing shots in similar ways to panels.

Goddamnit, Nick Pappagiorgio, yes you are supposed to listen to what Rick says! Unless you just can’t hardly wait to fall victim to zombies or cannibals or one eyed fascist dictators...Also, Darryl needs to wash his hair.

Hey, isn’t Tacoma secretly a pretty swell place?

I don’t want to come off as to much of a lunatic and get banned...but one of the most ‘credible’ theories for MH370 involves the flight being hijacked and flown to Russia. One of the flight engineers who served as a talking head for CNN during that debacle actually started a blog about it. I’d be lying if I said I…

He would be great at it. He has the perfect mixture of anger and motivation/pit bulls barking at me. And the video for What’s My Name was kind of pioneering the spin class environment before there was such a thing. Dark, crowded, sweaty, people yelling...

The only time-the ONLY TIME-I want to hear the phrases ‘spin class’ and ‘ride or die’ mixed together is if DMX is teaching said spin class.

He’s off to the great Beemobile in the sky...

I tried going down to the gardens by the locks today, but then I realized I am extremely pale and can only last an hour in sunlight. I guess it’s just a life of basting in my apartment for ole’ Nerdlingers...

“Strong men also cry...”

I think his resurgence this year can be attributed to the switch to cotton uniforms.

That’s what makes this all the more idiotic. I think anyone who has been in the military knows that outside of deployment you can’t really handle your weapon unless you are going to fire it. He should know more than anyone that you don’t have a weapon on you unless you actually expect to use it...for an actual…