They also cost less to cut, and use less fabric. A factory will charge you more to cut a curve than a straight line. True story.

Here’s a hint: the answer to that question is in the title. Straight lines are easier to cut than curved lines.

Right? It really does bother me that women could read these books and think it’s the best book ever. Bad writing aside, the whole storyline is dangerous. Women applaud that? The dude belongs in jail!

Kidding aside, women who love these books DO need therapy. So many red flags they can’t see. They could put themselves in danger in future relationships.

In all seriousness, I was recently talking to my uncle-in-law about the way both sides of this debate market themselves. The predominant pro-vax response is “what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking crazy people,” followed by the facts and science supporting their arguments, which I think is a pretty valid…

Which makes literally no sense - if you did regret it, there would be nothing stopping you from changing it at any time you chose! The other comment I have heard a lot of is “but don’t you want to have the same last name as your kids?” I get why that would be an issue for some people, but I am more concerned with…

I kept mine. I had assumed that most of the pushback I got would be from older relatives, but surprisingly they have been respectful of my decision. I have, however, experienced a lot of name-change related passive-aggression from my peers, specifically from friends of my husband’s who are more conservative than my…

I can’t imagine changing my last name. Maybe if I was 19 but not now.

Maybe it’s the marketing, but this seems smug as fuck.

I was right it’s GORGEOUS

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

Everyone is 2” shorter than the IMDB bio says, and 3-5 years older. That is just science, man.

They dress that boy like he’s the consumptive shut in child from The Secret Garden.

I love telling my older kid the back stories he never knew when he was little. I can’t hold a candle to your mom, though! She rocks!

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

Is this the plot of a movie I haven’t seen?

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

Holy shit, your mom is a wizard or something for pulling all that together without you catching on.

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

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