Maybe it’s the marketing, but this seems smug as fuck.

I was right it’s GORGEOUS

I say this without a shred of irony or sarcasm: when are white men going to stand up and pressure each other to get themselves under control?

Everyone is 2” shorter than the IMDB bio says, and 3-5 years older. That is just science, man.

They dress that boy like he’s the consumptive shut in child from The Secret Garden.

I love telling my older kid the back stories he never knew when he was little. I can’t hold a candle to your mom, though! She rocks!

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

Is this the plot of a movie I haven’t seen?

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

Holy shit, your mom is a wizard or something for pulling all that together without you catching on.

You manage to have fond memories over something that your mother made sure you and your siblings never felt scared about. Your mother kicks serious ass.

Ugh I hope you get snapped out of the greys because from my blurry perspective this looks beautiful!

Yes.

Recommend: http://glamourcloset.com/

its gotten decent reviews for the most part, entertaining but not cinematic gold much like the first one

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

My turn! It was perfect.

There was no disaster. I fucking adored my cake, and I’m using this as an excuse to post a picture of it.

It’s crazy, right? My son was a baby right before all this madness started. When we got a stroller system, I felt like I was going all out getting a Peg Perego. It was over two hundred dollars, which seemed insane, but like it would be worth it. It wasn’t really. I ended up carrying him in a hand me down Snuggli and…

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