This is cool and all, but call me when they come up with robots that help you get through watching bad movies (the worst you can find!)!

I never stopped!

I'm confused. How are these related to Mike Mitchell if none of the posters carry references to Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, Greg The Bunny, KaBlam!, Cartoon Sushi, Surviving Christmas, Sky High, Shrek Forever After, Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chip-wrecked, The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out Of Water or Trolls?

I was personally hoping for a post credits scene depicting Logan putting together a massive pile of X-Men Origins: Wolverine Blu-Rays and then some setting them on fire to the tune of Phillipa Soo's song Burn. Now that woulda been cathartic for me both as a hater of that movie and as Hamilton fanboy!

If anyone is gonna be an expert on physical appearances, it should be the dick-faced Pokemon!

OH GOD

I still haven't listened to Closer by The Chainsmokers in full (I've listened to 10 seconds of it at most) and I'm oddly proud of that.

Please, do not remind that that Damaged Joker forehead tatoo got an Oscar for Best Makeup

MARVEL SHILL CONFIRMED

It is so sad to me, as a comic book nerd and a lover of DC Comics, how incredibly unexcited I am for this movie.

I'll make a bold prediction and say Timeless ends up getting a renewed for a 13 episode second season they put on Friday's. It's been performing in an underwhelming fashion but it hasn't been doing awful and they may just give it another shot.

It's coming out one week after Guardians Of The Galaxy vol. 2 and one week before Alien: Covenant, so you know Warner Bros. has so much confidence in it

Son Of Zorn is the very definition of an "On The Bubble" show and I have a hunch it's gonna end up getting canned.

Real O'Neals, you are not long for this world. Ditto for SHIELD, which will probably get a truncated 13 episode final season in the Fall to get it past the 100 episode mark (which allows it to go into syndication) and then we'll never hear from it again.

Legion not doing huge numbers wouldn't be shocking given its unorthodox visual trappings and story structure, but man, Fox really did go all-out on promoting it (so many Super Bowl ads!) it's easy to them wanting this thing to do better, though I'd be utterly surprised if it didn't get a second season.

And now, thanks to the LEGO Batman Movie, I will only be able to refer to DC as "The House That Batman Built"

Looks like Training Day is this season's Rush Hour; a CBS TV adaptation of a hit movie that came and went in a flash. Powerless also looks like it's basically guaranteed to get cancelled.

The worst part of tonight's show wasn't an individual sketch gone awry or anything like that, but rather seeing a TV spot for that wretched looking Boss Baby movie.

(Nods in Perkins general direction) Perkins.

But Rocky, alcohol is the cause of and solution to all of life's problems!!