HELLO JOE

The one in The Brave Little Toaster that I saw at the age of 4 basically ensured that I'd find all clowns creepy for the rest of time.

Fun fact: Mark Rylance and Ben Mendelsohn were both up for this role.

This is the most AV Club-esque first comment that was ever a first comment.

For reals.

I don't think that's true.

MAKE ENDOR GREAT AGAIN

More Danny McBride is always a good thing. Hopefully he brings Channing Tat-Yum with him.

Praying to God his involvement was minimal, cuz I was getting excited for this Wonder Woman movie. I don't need the involvement of the guy who thought Sucker Punch was fit to be released unto the unwitting human populace to add a dark cloud over the proceedings.

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"Money can't buy you happiness, but at least you can suffer in luxury"- John Cleese

It would explain why those goddamn Minions are so fucking popular.

Frank Stallone?

I'm honestly curious how the next Illumination Entertainment movie, Sing will do, since it lacks the concrete hook that made The Secret Life Of Pets (what do your pets do when you're not looking?) and Despicable Me (what is a super-villains life really like?) such big hits. Sing, meanwhile, has trailers that seem to…

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…filled…with anxiety and darkness

OK AV Club writers, I just want you to take a step back now and FUCK YOUR OWN ASS

Yeah, that's actually a clever way to introduce a female 007 while subverting conventional aspects of the James Bond franchise.

Now that would be ridiculous.

Well, technically, every X-Men movie (except for Deadpool, First Class and Apocalypse) is a Wolverine movie, soooooo….

The world needs a Gambit movie like I need more Doritos dust in my basement.