Man, Joel Murray had all the best lines in Monsters University as Don Carlton.

I'm eating chocolate ice cream and I wrote a 694 word-long review of the 2006 remake of The Wicker Man today. Ask Me Anything.

I prefer to refer to him as Mr. Lucas Lee

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Ya know, last night I realized that the two most sinister people in all of creation are Immortan Joe and Donald Trump.

I can't believe this summer delivered two great Marvel Cinematic Universe movies, Mad Max: Fury Road and Inside Out, while terrible films like Pixels and Terminator: Genisys bombed domestically.

Dude, don't you know?? Nothing is more worthy of snark than a movie studio taking advantage of a lack of noteworthy new wide releases and a holiday weekend by re-releasing a critically raved indie!! We're so hip dude, so ahead of the curve!

Hey all, let's Rank The Movies We Watched In August 2015!!!

Hey, I talk nerdy to girls all the time…..and I never even get a second date!!

Hey, uh Narrator?

Holy shit, I'm not even joking, I had the exact same reaction to Segel as David Foster Wallace. He just segued so well into that role that he became an entirely different being to me, I failed to see the man who wrote and starred in my favorite film of 2011 mere minutes into his screentime. And his dynamic with…

Yeeeeeeaaaahhhh, I'm a NerdInTheBasement and even I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

The Assassins Creed Movie is finally happening and the first image of Michael Fassbender as the movies lead character has just been unveiled!

Man, Bender's Game is so damned scattershot. It's like they just had a dozen or so generic fantasy gags they wanted to get out of their system and decided "Fuck it, we'll use one of the movies to showcase all those jokes."

This is all kinds of kick-ass and inspiring.

That was really uncomfortable to watch.

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…known for being a voracious media consumer.

I could listen to Quentin Tarantino talk about cinema for hours on end.

See, Nintendos characters could actually sustain a creatively interesting cinematic universe. I mean, it's a crime that the fucking Michael Bay Transformer are getting a cinematic universe to spew yearly cinematic garbage on us all while a Super Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe where Mario, Link, Kirby, Samus and Donkey…

……..what the fuck is going on in this comment section?