Oh, it is my yearly reminder that Christian Bale is British.

It is painful enough as a fat person to be told that your weight is unacceptable because it shows a lack of motivation, will power, or general dedication to weight loss. Adding the inference that fat folks lack dedication to God just seems mean-spirited.

It isn't that I think that he isn't attractive and therefore I am bewildered by my attraction. He is just the type of guy who I can usually recognize as attractive, but don't find personally attractive. I usually like guys who are chubby and a bit doe-eyed. Think David Denman, Jason Segel, or pre-weight loss Seth…

I am glad someone else saw that. Confusion over bewildering attraction is intact!

You really have to. I had almost forgotten how good that show is, but the premiere reminded me. And giving an already hot man the role of off-the-beaten-path-but-true-to-his-principles lawman was some kind of casting genius.

Was that a chilly reception from R. Brand to Chris Brown? Or am I just looking for reasons to justify my bewildering attraction to Mr. Brand?

@lazycrockett: And all else is certainly failing.

@trouble-bubble: Yes! And we can either keep Russell Brand as the man-who-is-wrong-for-Kate-Hudson or if he is not available, we can use Patrick Dempsey or James Marsden.

@faintingviolet: Did you see the season premiere of Justified last week? The hotness is almost too much to handle.

Whoa - Timothy Olyphant is in this Number Four movie? I may have to see it. He is balls hot.

@trouble-bubble: I'd totally watch the rom com in which Terry becomes her best friend and then eventually, through a contrivance like a sudden formal event in which she looks at him for the first time in his tux and recognizes that she loves him, they fall in love and kiss right before the credits.

This skit is making me uncomfortable. And not in the good way.

Hader cannot handle the midgets.

I know! I feel like I made this happen with the power of my hope.

YESSSSSSSSSSS

Hm. Red and glassy, eh? Maybe he gets through SNL the same way I do...

The mention of the Gawker scoop in the story about the Senator.

If we were going to do a Valentine's day guest spot on Weekend Update, why didn't we have Stefan tell me about what to do in New York for romance?

Yeah. Ever since getting my HD TV, I have had to constantly remind myself about his love for the Red Sox and fat jokes to balance out those eyes.

The free SNL promotion for Gawker during the week where I can't find any of my Jez friends makes me mad. I am irrational, I know. And I enjoy the navigation between stories. But that means nothing if I can't find all of your comments.