Whoa, autotune.

A face like that deserves an epic backstory, fiction or not.

It is probably related to the number of times they think they can prove she had sexual contact with the children.

@iamthelaw: Yeah - all of my old free haunts for free movies have gone defunct - I am trying to find some new ones, but no luck yet.

How can you put a link to the trailer for a so-bad-it-is-great movie when it isn't available on Netflix for instant watch or DVD?

I used to get cabin fever every winter, too. But this winter, for the first time, I have dogs. Dogs force you to go outside a few times a day, and then you get to watch them frolic in the snow, oblivious to how it is affecting the rest of the world.

@formerlygypsypirate: Oh, my. I was OK until she asked, "One day I'll whistle?" Then there was that nagging desire for a child.

The picture attached to the James Marsters story is about the sweetest thing I have ever seen.

She's a grandmother - how does she hold the babies? Or play with them?

Now that I know that Heroin Chic is out, I am hoping that my dream of Marijuana Chic will finally see the light of day.

Pft. What kind of lawyers does Charlie Sheen have if there was an adult film star harem member slash babysitter contract without a confidentiality clause?

@eagleandthecrow: You are correct. Using international receipts, it is the number one movie in the world.

@Pelirojita: This is exactly what I was thinking! I think people assume that capes aren't as warm as they are because they are used to the light, flowy kind that get a lot of air underneath them. But if you get a really heavy wool, like the kind that is everywhere in Ireland, the weight of the wool pulls the cape in,…

Jo should have known that a Breakfast Club moment can never begin with a Culture Club outfit.

@Adah: To be precise, Roe didn't accord any rights to the fetus, unviable or viable.

The author's problem is not that he is cisgender or white or otherwise privileged. His problem is that he is self-centered.

I have literally (yes, literally) sat in front of the television saying, "No. No you did not." to reality stars and people on the news who are saying that they "literally" died, jumped out of their skin, etc.

Lady Bird Johnson's quote about Jackie as she bent over JFK after the shooting is also both chilling and oddly beautiful:

@soorineh: I think you may have misread the OP. She states:

@LucilleBluth: I think the mixture of age, the stroke, and being from the South makes her speak slowly.