Uhh, you probably want to mention A Simple Plan instead of, like, nameless veteran cop.

Also, water is wet.

Willis hasn’t played the lead in a studio film since 2013, Cage even further back than that. I assume The Rock is top choice for this kind of shit, then one of the interchangeable Chrises, then whoever’s the new British/Australian flavor of the week, then oh fine, Ryan Reynolds I guess, then “Even HE turned it down?…

Yeah I made the trek to IMAX, $50 for two tickets but well worth it, huge booming sound and massive 70 foot screen. Wouldn’t do that for just any movie, but fuck it it’s BLADE RUNNER...

Heh, there’s actually ANOTHER wide release this weekend as well, the hottest-matchup-of-2002 Greg Kinnear/Renee Zellweger starrer “Same kind of different as me”. That makes FIVE new movies in wide release. Who planned this shit? Did the Geostorm and Snowman people really think they’d make any money like this? Why…

Well it looks like her mom still cuts her hair, so I guess she is.

And now they’re both in terrible movies on the same weekend!

Every time you see a new Gerard Butler movie, its fun to guess who turned the script down first

He really bared his sole here.

Gr*tch*n M*l

Corden is the absolute worst. The forced laughter on his show is just painful. A guest will make some vaguely dry comment or pun and he’ll go into paroxyms of laughing for 30 seconds.

We were passing through ABQ. Had heard that people did it, so...went there. Shrug.

Boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep boop beep eight more days till Halloween....

$30 for breakfast with your age spelled out in bacon

Wow...I was there this last weekend, lol. Looks like I got there just in time. Yep, they were sitting out there on the driveway glowering at everyone. There was an entire family including little kids, standing in the street doing the whole selfie stick thing. We just took a quick shot from the other side of the street…

He had a good reason for it too-

To be fair, his first draft was “I sincerely apologize for this incident and/or my behavior”

Morgan played his father in Batman vs Superman!

More like Man of Feel amirite

To be fair, he was saying “You can do it!”