I would add Alien Covenant to the shitlist. It made $233 mil worldwide, which may not sound terrible, but consider that Prometheus made $403, so that’s a hell of a lot of people not showing up for more.

Huh, I had to look that up. Yeah WB has a minority stake. Fandango bought most of it last year.

(most) People don’t want to see Ryan Reynolds.

It’s 18 minutes of material stretched to 110 with slo-mo

Minor critique, but not sure Bono has any grounds to be criticizing anyone else’s haircut, with whatever sorcery/contraption is currently on the top of his skull.

“I’m dying up here”. And I’m not just talking about the ratings, folks!

Does Equilibrium count as DTV? I see it got a brief, token theatrical release in the US on a handful of screens, but it essentially made its name on DVD. Still has some amazing and stylish shootouts that hold up.

Yeah it truly is something. It’s Lynch, Refn, and Gaspar Noe combined into one. And good shoutout to the sporting goods store fight in the article. There’s a great moment in the fight where Adkins has a Neo-like awakening that he can do Awesome Stuff.

Ha yeah Headhunters rules. Checked it out on Netflix on a random pick, it was fantastic.

Who asked for this exacrly? Who has ever watched One flew over the cuckoo’s nest and has thought wow that Nurse Ratched, such a mystery! If only we knew more about what led her to this moment! And this is particularly horrifying:

THE AV CLUB

This is horrible. The page looks awful, the commenting is non-intuitive, I keep scrolling onto articles I have zero interest in (that’s kind of the point, isn’t it).

Hope he has a gang called the Skunk Pussies

He'll be intensely involved in getting a paycheck for putting his name on the movie

Along with the JFK assassination and 9/11, we'll all remember the day that guy did the thing.

Outrage! Problematic! etc

"You look like you've got something to say, David Bowie!"

Too bad he couldn't find Blue Velvet on, that would really have blown his mind

Ha, I'm surprised there's been zero mention of Leo at all, not even a passing Shelley comment about "After my first husband died…" or something.

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO