In the real world, this film would have collapsed after Willis and Costner couldn't agree on top billing.

My only problem here is if there was a mid-90s Batman vs Superman, Kevin Costner wouid not be relegated to a dad role, he'd be playing Superman…and John Cusack would be playing Jimmy Olsen.

That it had pacing problems in the second season.

Well the AV Club somehow had to reach its daily quota of four Trump-bashing pieces that are thinly connected to pop culture

OK but just announce Steve Coogan as Roger Moore and Rob Brydon as Christopher Lee already (or vice versa).

Some sort of Comic Convention eh? A Convention for Comics, if you will? How about a catchy name like, oh, say…Con-Comic?

Pictured : Human garbage, standing next to human garbage

Well thank goodness the major media conglomerate has prevailed!

I watched that highly acclaimed movie where a weird lonely getaway driver has a romance with a waitress, which complicates his life as a criminal and leads to shootouts, car chases, and mayhem, all with an awesome pop song soundtrack.

HAHA ARCHER I KNOW THE ARCHER, I GET REFERENCE

But will Grabnook have met Red Walrus prior to Iron Man 4 after Puzzle-man has teamed up with the Grand Carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy 3, which will affect Redjub's participation in Dr. Strange 2? I'm just trying to keep the continuity straight here.

IIRC I was talking about the part where Dougie is in the black lodge and, er, gets turned into a gold marble

Isn't that the thing that makes it a hit?

Really? Anyone confirm? Still, they are nonetheless using him to promote the movie, which smacks of that hilarious leaked Sony memo where they say that Spidey should be into the instagram and the EDM (and be rastafied by 10%).

I'm guessing since Brolin's actual face won't appear in the MCU they're OK with it.

Yeah, three times! I meant this whole post-Marvel universe period really. There's only Fantastic Four and Green Lantern that shit the bed, seems that any weird shit like Ant-man and Suicide squad can be a hit.

Did DJ Khaled also appear in that?

It's crazy really. Not only are they not slowing down, they're making more money than ever and it seems impossible to make a superhero movie that fails (er, except for Fantastic Four)

What the hell kind of Poochie abomination is this? Spider-man now has a Iron Man lite suit and Vulture is a techno-cyborg looking thing? Well, at least that beloved Spider-man character Fat Asian Friend has finally made it to the big screen.

Funnily enough I just watched it for the first time a few days ago. It's fine, if you enjoy the usual Denzel/Tony stuff you'll like it. But the style is very 2006 and already feels dated.