There are three people who can afford to go to the movies in North Korea, and two of them are Kim Jong Un.

Me so solly

A Dog's Purpose? To be the house special!

Checks comments for the dog-eating jokes…yep.

Anyone who tries to map out Woody Harrelson's career arc is likely to go completely insane. He's been TV sitcom goofball, semi-A list leading man, half of a semi successful buddy duo with Wesley Snipes, and then again with Matthew McConaughey, goofball movie supprting actor, two time Oscar nominee, prestige TV guy,…

I watched it for Roger Moore as a horny gay chubby chaser. Wasn't disappointed.

Force Awakens has been in Starz jai, wtf lol. Hopefully someone else airs it before the sequel in December because I can't remember most of it.

Pay me for those ancillary rights, you will!

Paging Walton Goggins…

The AV Club

HEY MAAAHKY TRU STORY WE WAS IN CONEY ISLAND THE OTHA DAY AND WAS ALL LIKE LETS GO EAT AND WE SAW WAHLBURGERS AND WE WAS ALL LIKE YEAH LETS CHECK OUT MAAHKY MAAHKS JOINT BUT THEN WE SAW NATHANS HOT DAWGS AND WE WAS ALL LIKE OH YEAH WE GOTTA EAT THEERE INSTEAD. SO SORRY MAAHKY MAYBE NEXT TIME BRO.

lengthy enough to last you at least a bathroom break or two,

They could replace Chris Hemsworth with a piece of tofu and only 12% of the audience would notice.

Well its hard to find another actress with a better recent track record of both box office hits and awards…

I see Gay Ken, Really Gay Ken, and Not Gay But After A Few Drinks Anything Goes Ken.

Trick question…because one of them is Shia Labeouf wearing a mask.

And now I've heard Miles Teller was arrested…because Miles Teller brought it up and made it into a thing.

OK, that is a satisfactory explanation. It's completely nuts and strange scriptwriting, but I see what it means now. That old retroactive memory lipreading routine again, eh? ;)

Three times, eh. OK so are YOU able to explain what the hell is going on in that scene at the end where she can't understand what Pine is saying to her only to have that entire scene replay a minute later only now she can hear him and this makes her magically strong?

Ben Mendelsohn, yeah he's one of my favorites too. He's in the entire series BTW, despite being dead.