Oh. Well unfortunately it isn't out for another week so you have a problem there.

Well to be fair, its hard for the AV Club to do actual AV stuff when they're busy reporting on every single movement Trump makes.

Yeah at midnight

Isn't the new/final Bloodline season on Netflix? No mention, zip, nada?

Oh please, let's not let it go to his head, just keep calling him James.

Gee I wonder if anyone will be making references to that highly popular Jason Bateman tv show the AV Club loves. You know, The Hogan Family.

Looks pretty good. Bateman was great as a slightly sinister asshole in The Gift

Nah, too clever. More like John DICK, yo!

Its a good week for X-Files stars and gender reversing. You're next, Mitch Pileggi!

Genuinely surprised there hasn't been a Police Academy reboot. Guttenberg's waiting by the phone here, people.

Now we'll never know if the plucky kids win the breakdancing contest, or if the evil real estate developer closed down the mall!

I can see Marco Polo appealing to a global audience and different age groups. Hard to see the same applying to a show about black hip hop kids in the 70s (or whatever the fuck its about).

More like The Get Off! My TV!

Well, both of Jaden Smith's fans watched it.

Eddie has done a lot of solo work (Into the wild soundtrack etc), and none of the other members of Pearl Jam were listed in the cast.

Yeah I took this to mean there are certain gateways to the Black Lodge - one in Twin Peaks, one in the Oregon trailer park run by Harry Dean Stanton (which were both seen in the trailer), the box in New York etc

And now he's a gold marble.

He's less shouty than in the original. I guess the quality of hearing aids has gotten slightly better.

Also the Rancho Rosa sign = RR Diner? This is starting to look like a good theory. Vague fragments of Cooper's memory are manifesting in his new reality.

I read a theory on reddit that Andy and Lucy's real kid died and "Wally" is a kid that Truman hired to occasionally show up and pretend to be their son, with his long absences being explained by him being out on the road. They're keeping Andy and Lucy on in non-essential jobs just so they can cope. The clues are that…