Billy Zane was confined to one subplot where he was a brief love interest for Audrey. Though it did end with him leaving and saying one day he'd be back for her, so it'd be kind of funny if he showed up 25 years later and said "Told ya!"

They can probably re-use or CGI footage of Bob staring back from the mirror

This is a formica table!

It'll be shit.

wtf is american gods lol

Yeah, it is on that Freddy Got Fingered level where it turns the gross-out humor up to such insane levels that it goes beyond yuk-yuk Sandler level unfunny to actually funny because you can't believe people wrote this, filmed this, and a studio agreed to any of it!

I have seen it. It is gross-out humor, obvs, but, and call me crazy here, but I failed to make any connection between a dumb gag featuring an elephant dick and a treatise on homophobia. I've now thought about this scene far more than any human should have…

Yes that's my username. Did you see the movie?

You probably saw a version that made some actual sense! The runtime of the movie is 83 minutes(!) and its obvious that a hell of a lot was cut out, e.g. there's an actress listed in the main credits, Tamsin Egerton, who appears in the background of one scene and doesn't say anything.

Is it really "gay panic" to not want to be on the receiving end of an elephant penis?

Er…oops. I mean, ha, fooled you!

Eric DaRe is listed in the cast of the new season

OK, Tony Cox then.

2 Fast 2 Villec…oh fuck it

Well, one Bond henchman is as good as another

woozle wuzzle?

"What is The A.V. Club?
The A.V. Club is an entertainment website."

True, but presumably there's still a modicum of running, jumping, fighting etc involved.

I don't give a shit about Hellboy at all but anything that puts David Harbour in an action lead sounds good to me. And fuck all y'all, I liked him before Stranger Things, his performance in A Walk Among The Tombstones is one of the most terrifying motherfuckers ever.

I was saying Hell-boo-oy