Who's he fisting though?

He is reaching Nate Parker levels of shutupshutupSHUTUP

"I’m playing a white American billionaire superhero, at a time when the
white American billionaire archetype is public enemy No. 1, especially
in the US"

He was also pretty chipper at the end, which was like a day and a half after his wife and daughter were murdered in front of him.

Eh, I don't remember a whole lot about X3, watched it once, back when. It probably was about the same, but this at least has the Quicksilver setpiece which briefly makes the movie thrilling and alive.

His voice gives people diarrhea?

"-Psst, don't say anything, but there's a guy here who actually PREFERS Dollhouse to Buffy.
-I… I may need to lie down."

Yeah this is an interesting point. I wonder how many people are "meh" on the trailer in general but are still excited by it being an Edgar Wright film. It could be an interesting thought experiment to run the exact same trailer, only with "A Michael Bay film" or "A film by Brett Ratner" on it, and see what the…

Lol yeah maybe Kevin Smith is a bit of an outdated reference there. Zack Snyder then? (Wow, now I'm just doubling down on pissing people off)

I do like their Jumpin jack flash song, so I'll give them a pass.

If you like. I don't know, to me this doesn't look any better than, say, the trailer for Chips. Every beat here is a cliche checklist; it's all part of the same ouroboros Tarantino-Kevin Smith-reboot dork culture that regurgitates tropes which serve only to remind one of other older, better movies.

Yes I'm aware. I fucked up on the joke there, I should just post a McBain "That's the joke!" gif.

OMG DID YOU SEE HOT FUZZ THE PART WHERE HE FALLS OVER THE FENCE HAAAA

Oh yeah the Wolverine bit was cool. But he meets Cyclops and Jean…and then meets them again apparently for the first time in the 2000 X-Men movie. Or have I missed a "mind wipe" in there somewhere?

Eh, looks like smug crap.

Haaa! She says "What the F-" at the end! It's like she's gonna say What the fuck! But the trailer ends before she says it! Oh SNAP!

Nah, I hadn't seen either The Wolverine or X-Men Apocalypse and I enjoyed Logan just fine and didn't feel I missed anything.

Huh yeah I just watched it too on HBO. Did both those scenes involve Quicksilver? Just like the last one, the film really came alive whenever he did anything (and makes his Official Marvel appearance in The Avengers look pathetic by comparison).
But yeah pretty bad. For some reason Bryan Singer decided to just…

I'm sure I'll enjoy the movie, but I'm not sure which internet side effect I'm dreading the most - the endless thinkpieces of Female Empowerment and Misogyny in superhero movies or the endless YASSSS SLAY QUEEN gifs and avatars that will ensue.

Regardless of politics, this is funny as hell.