No no, it has an E in it, I swear!

Ape demand 15% gross points plus top billing and cut of merchandising, or ape walk.

Then it turns out there was no actual orangutan, it was just Gary Busey in a costume

Did you just assume that "girl's" gender, Harry? You're on suspension!

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Foreign markets. They really will watch any dumb action shit, even stuff that America rejects - London has fallen, Mechanic 2 etc

Rambo and Expendables were hits though. As much as Vin wills it, nobody gives a shit about XXX or Riddick.

They're pretty much making this shit for the Asian market. The US and UK just gave it a pass at the box office.

“once you see the movie, it’s pretty obvious where we’re going to go in the next one.”

Jeb is a mess.

Oh yeah! I hadn't made that connection.

EXTRACTION on Netflix, where Bruce Willis shows up for his contractually obligated 10 minutes of screen time, probably with his scenes all filmed in 2 days. Here the glamorous backdrop of Newark (though filmed in the even more glamorous Mobile, AL) is the setting for the usual race against time to stop a Big Hack or…

We'd probably get think pieces about "why did misogynist Clark catch the bullet? Lois is a strong, empowered woman who can defend herself!"

Yeah Blue ruin is much better tbh, though Green room gets more hype.

Amy's gonna be 0 for 6. Getting into that "What (or, perhaps, who) the fuck do I have to do here?" territory.

La La Land. As soon as I saw the trailer I sort of weirdly combo-ed doubling over in pain and laughing my ass off, so, that one, I guess.

How I met your Trump
NCIS : Trump
Better Call Trump
Once upon a Trump

Jesus Christ, is every hacky show/musician/author desperately going to link themselves to Trump (in as convoluted a manner as possible) when promoting their dogshit just to try and seem relevant?

Travolta already played Bill in Primary Colors, he can do it again. Fargo's Alison Tolman sorta looks like Monica but probably too old