Hey don't knock it, I won last year due to some last minute points discrepancies. And now look at all the glory I'm basking in!

Wow I didn't know Conviction was cancelled, seems that happened on Tuesday. Guess there must have been something else going on in the news that overshadowed it. So, just waiting for the Pure Genius deathblow now.

It usually takes me until the 3rd or 4th sketch before I start crying at SNL.

Co-Star of Home Alone 2!

They are supposedly spending $80 million on the Will Smith movie "Bright"

Let's leave Bill Clinton out of this. Heyoooo!

It'll have to do, seeing as there's no Alvin and the Chipmunks this year.

I LIKE THE PART WITH THE SHINY ROBOTS DOING THE STUF

Oh for God's sake! Now where am I supposed to go for some good old fashioned totally hateful multiplex fun?

Birds of Prey (also with Harley Quinn cuz u like her). (Oh yeah guess we'll throw in Batman for 30 seconds too. Can we get Deadpool as well?).

She'll be too busy moving out of the USA, just like she promised. Right? ;)

Whoa, still can't get over that commie Dalton Trumbo, eh?

The Cos is known for his honesty and good judgment.

Yeah Watch Dogs is a solid pitch…"It's Mr. Robot, but with action and car chases!"

Wow just realized there are reviews for three different Nicolas Cage movies on the front page of the film section. What a time to be alive!

We can move the event to Chappaqua…

Unprecedented hubris, you say?

There is no correct answer! Seriously, his recent appearance on Colbert was totally unpleasant and trainwreck tv. Clearly in a foul mood, and Colbert was trying to be fun and Maher was having none of it.

Ah yes I'd forgotten to even mention the gun/phone bit. That's like the 19th weirdest thing in the movie! No surprise to hear it got a MYOF entry, I'll make a note to read that.

Is Maher going to be as awkward and unpleasant on Fallon as he was on Colbert?