I figured AV Club wasn't going to post this "story" yesterday, but we decided to be hip and post it a day late? Anyway, the story is rubbish, it's the Daily Mail. Already refuted here -

"Hiddleston is pretty bad assed"

He rapes a table in Thunderball and then pressures the nurse into sex, so, I concur.

Yes, he did. That was from the book. And it makes it more realistic, no? You'd probably complain if Bond won the game with ease.

Have they checked down the back of the couch? That's where everything usually ends up.

If I touch you, will I gain some of your power?

No it's his brother, Fred Galaxy.

Potential Onion headline:

OK. Do you think The Rock's AUDIENCE knows what a Nobel laureate is?

“framed for the murder of a prominent Nobel laureate"

I venture to say that this film may be of poor quality!

No, Thor's still in it.

"Wow. People still bitch about that?"

I'll raise you a Bloodrayne

The facelift action button on mine was broken.

I'll probably matinee it cuz I want to support summer movies that are actually made for adults! It won't be terrible, I'm sure. Worst case scenario is a "eh, that was sorta funny"

I'm a huge Last boy scout fan but this looks…kind of twee. Seems like mainstream humor to me.

I forgot to tell you, bomb means fuck you in Polish

I hope 24 does tank; new guy looks bland and uninteresting. The whole endeavor seems like a fundamental misunderstanding of what made the show work in the first place.

Nah T-Bag was alive, with one hand, and went back to prison!