3…2…1… Rant….

Don't crush my dreams with your facts and logic! The GTI mildly interests me, the regular R intrigues me, and this, this rustles a few jimmies. Now I'm sad.

WOW. I was looking at 2002 Audi S6 Avants yesterday wondering if I should pull the trigger. This makes me so happy. Hopefully I won't have to wait until 2016 to buy one. Volkswagen, please bring this to the states and in enough volume to make it easy for me to buy. Also - don't make it $40k. That's all I want for…

The Hyundai Genesis would be that guy that always wear a suit despite not being important.

Never trust a fart. I trusted a fart once at work that ended up being a shart. It was one of those farts where you really couldn't tell if it was a fart or a shart. I wiggled briefly in my seat and felt the cold liquid poo on my ass. I had liquid poo in my boxers. I did my best to waddle unseen out the side door…

Honda Crosstour says...that's cute

Man, I love that Polo R WRC

Also the Honda dealer knocked so much off the sticker price with minimal negotiations that we really couldn't pass it up.

I will proudly say I like the Honda Crosstour, and admit it isn't the prettiest vehicle. I'm very likely to get one in a few months, say what you will.

Patrick! Your mom loves it when The Fall Guy picks her up in this.

no.. APR stage 2+// you'll be sitting in the neighborhood of 260-280hp.. trust me on this... and you think she's fun now.. whole different ballgame..lol

If the V7 was on par power-wise with the Triumph Thruxton, I bet they'd sell as many as they could make.

I like what Moto Guzzi is cooking these days. I just wish they would create a V10 Racer - the V7 has got the look but not much go power. The Griso is on my short list of bikes to try.

Bro do you even lift

So this Maserati for $23,000 might not be a good deal? http://www.planethyundai.com/vehicle-detail…

There can only be one winner and it is this:

Porthole windows ftw.

In 2002, a crack design unit was sent to a corporate retreat by a Japanese company for a redesign they didn't commit to. These men promptly escaped from a maximum-security resort to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by Toyota, they survive as car customizers. If you have a problem... if no one else can…

Why not wagon?