Much like a German stylist, you look bitter

I always picture your dinners like this.

Steve knew it was going to happen soon. Helga, his friend, his partner, his Winnebago, had gone on Craigslist a week ago. It was tough, but their owners were done with this part of their lives. Sometimes, toward the end, they'd talk about driving. He'd ask her what it was like to just drive all day long. She'd tell…

Oh hey, don't mind me. Just a brown diesel manual wagon passing through here.

Bro:

I have a 2013 Challenger RT. I have the "small Hemi" that makes 375 hp and nearly 400 lbft of torque. I absolutely love mine too. All that you said about the scat pack fits my own. I purchased mine with the 6 speed manual. I am old enough now that I will probably never purchase another new car. I bought this one…

I'd get a matching Abarth 500 in black and then I'd get my husband to chase me with it, with me in the Challenger, because ye gods, imagine the noise that glorious pair would make. Then we'd swap car the next day, because I'm fair about things like that.

Nine months later:

Make it a wagon and let it depreciate 80% in five years and I'll buy a five year old one in a heartbeat!

Splitting hairs: "Wagen" in German generally means any kind of passenger car and does not have the same meaning as "wagon" in English. Wagon specifically brings to mind a utility-oriented, 4-door passenger car adapted from a sedan that features an enclosed cargo area.

Farm pickup. Open field. Accept no substitutes.

Um guys, you forgot one. A very big one:

Please don't get a Sportster. A used Bonneville would be a vastly better bike.

Motorcycling is about accepting responsibility for and control over your own destiny. Yes, all car drivers suck and actively try to kill you. Learn to deal with that, it is possible.

Gunther felt consciousness trying to fade in. There was light for the first time in a while. Then there were hands on him. Everything felt far-away, dreamlike. He was being pushed. There was hesitation, then a pop. Distantly, he realized that that should have hurt, but didn't. He was becoming more aware of things.…

Imagine, if you will:

I thought the Renegade was cool when it came out but I just came back from a few weeks in Japan where I fell madly in love with the SUZUKI HUSTLER BECAUSE IT IS AWESOME! I now could not care less about the Renegade and it's stupid attempt to be half the car the Hustler is. It's like an Element made sweet gentle love…

People having a problem with this obviously know nothing of Ducati's history.