"I prefer the original Sega All -Star Racing simply because it didn't try to use the "vehicle transformation" gimmick which felt like it got in the way more than anything. In Mario Kart, the anti gravity and vehicles actually make a difference."

"Streets ahead."

fuck no

mickey mouse is not an adjective.

Hey, asshole.

Yes. To the point where there's even a post on kotaku with a video on a guy getting gang banged in mario kart.

that looks like Ralph

the Mario kart ai does the same thing sadly. And I prefer the voice acting. Mario kart seems muted in comparison

i disagree with many of the ones you gave to Mario kart. Especially the notion that the koopalings are what made it lose characters. The whole link/dark link point is exactly why. Nintendo needs to go cross license like sonic. Sonic has much more varied everything as a result. I loved playing as Ralph, he made…

You call them animals, then suggest we resort to their tactics. Does that mean you're next?

Hamas does. They keep them at the local schools.

Only islam has her stoned to death.

This is a little excessive. I already got like 10 games between all my accounts the last time they had to compensate us.

my thoughts exactly

Even more weird is that they're from a culture that punishes the victim...

I want to believe that's not true. But clearly this article shows how naive I am.

Nintendo said they weren't going to do a level editor cause they feel we're too incompetent to make good levels, yet these guys are able to do it via hacking the fricken web browser...

I hoped so, since R/B didn't have it.

those and the stupid bean button arrangement are my complaints too

can you disable the shitty permadeath? If I have to deal with that then I'm not getting the game. Its a stupid thing to have