Jimmy Kimmel deserves a lot of praise. And the democratic party deserves just as much ridicule for not being able to put out as compelling and compassionate resistance against this as the guy who got his big break on a show best known for girls in bikinis jumping on trampolines.

“I think if the debate is really, for them, about police brutality, they should probably protest the officers on the field that are protecting them instead of the American flag.”

Players: “We are protesting racial disparity, racial injustice, and systemic oppression.”

I would start with the body because if you knock him out he won’t feel it until later.

Oh, my goodness, the poor old man must be exhausted! Getting up early to talk shit about Rand Paul, take a couple puffs on “Big” Luther Strange’s dick, twist some GOP Senators’ tails, and then plug the unrepentant band of pussy grabbers at Fox News and that steaming piece of fecal theatre of the absurd known as Fox &…

Again, only two words today from which to discern the Code 45*. With one of them being “Congress”, you might be forgiven for thinking that today’s message from Trump’s subconscious would be a rather mundane and literal comment on current events. The wiser among you know that nothing could be further from the truth.

No, Obama should say nothing and stay out of this. Sure, it’s a shitty result, but you know what —the overwhelming majority of WHITE MEN in this country, 53% OF WHITE WOMEN, 15% of LATINOS, ESPECIALLY CUBANS, votes for this asshole knowing he was a sexist, racist pig. They wanted this result. And when President…

she’s just too sexy for this job.

I read it “Lonnie” and then I read it “Lonnie” again until she said Annie with an L

not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve.

Oh no! They are literally disappearing from history! Their confederate hands are fading while playing the guitar at the Enchantment Under the Sea Dance in 1955!

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

How about Frederick Douglas? I hear he’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more...

It just never gets old, does it?

I think your mistakes are that you assume that any of those things are brand new ideas or that they can be done without Republican support.

If my husband had a child with someone else I would be excited in a rage blackout kind of way

This is a bunch of libturd cuck nonsense. There is no division within the Trump administration. Everyone is singularly focused on Making America Great again, and the fakenews PC narrative can’t handle it. Look, here Kushner (left) and Bannon (guess) are at a recent #MAGA rally, does this look like a sign of…